Saturday, April 30, 2011
Trekkie Birth Control, A Saturday Centus
courtesy of google images, though I wish I could take credit for this one.
You didn't know if I'd continue this sci-fi spoof. Did ya? Me neither, but I found this photo and had to keep trekking! Ms. Matlock allowed us to use a picture this time. Otherwise, the drill is the same: 100 word max based on a prompt - which is bolded below. This one is a sequel to this one. But if you're just here to look at the picture, that's good too.
It's been a year since Jenny started the Saturday Centus. Join the class, if you haven't already. We have a good time. You might want to sit next to someone more normal, though. There are plenty of cool classmates to choose from.
Trekkie Birth Control
"Abort! This is not logical. I shall depart!" Spock moves to the Sirius Exit.
"Not so fast," James warns. "You must view the final segment, Mr. Spock."
He freezes to refocus on the screen.
Natashialovarita, smirking, advances the video.
An adolescent Spock (played by Jack Black) and Rita (played by Lindsay Lohan) are seen enjoying dinner under Goofy's 12th moon.
"Although the traditional gift for the first anniversary is paper," Spock informs, "this is different." He hands Rita a fancily wrapped gift box.
"A necklace?" She guesses, then breaks it open.
"Aren't they cute, Rita? Little jammies for our expectant cling-on!"
The camera (once again) zooms in on an unfulfilled Rita.
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