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Monday, August 31, 2020

Who Invited September?

Dear Sillies, Didn't we just welcome Sextilis? Who invited September? I certainly didn't, but it's here. Rude! 

   Well, we do have these things to celebrate:

   For Her Royal Highness (Debra's owner), September is National Happy Cat Month. I hope there's a National Unhappy Cat Month. That's only fair. Some kitties can't help but be chronically grumpy, given who they own. HRH happens to be lucky, but not all cats are.

For kids and Johnny Depp fans, September 19th is National Talk Like A Pirate Day. Get practicin', mateys! 

For Janie Junebug, September 24th is National Punctuation Day!?():~>

Do you have a birthday this month? Anything in particular you look forward to? Regardless, may September treat you well. Fall is almost here. 

Love you. 


Monday, August 24, 2020

Comment Collage Starring YOU!

Dear Sillies,

Thank you for all the laughter. It's desperately needed and greatly appreciated. For you, a collage of some of your recent comments. Who knew you had so much to say about undies and other miscellany? I did, and I'm proud.

Be good to yourselves. 

Stay cool, hot, and silly.

I love you.


Birgit said Sextilis sounds like a dirty combo mambo and we have an extra Saturday, Sunday and Monday to do it. I love boxers...they are such a cute dog..Oh not about dogs ok...Granny Panties and I wear them proudly because, in the end(hahahaa) they are still taken off quickly by hubby. As for G-String...I am just not into ass floss.
Pat Hatt said lol I make fun of such things but haven't gotten confused by any lately. Alex J. Cavanaugh said Underwear is evil.

Sherry Ellis said What about bikinis?

Debra She Who Seeks said You are a Philosopher Queen. These are Questions For The Ages.

Jeff said Maybe it's time for someone to do a remake of the Moody Blues, "Isn't Life Strange".

Geo said There aren't enough esses for that outside Mississippi.

Elephant's Child said On the underwear question my preferences for wearing them or looking at others wearing them are very, very different.Mistress Maddie said I best get lucky...with something soon...this pandemic is wrecking havoc honey.

Geo.  said I must go lie down now, but Happy Sextillis!

Janie Junebug said I can create a fantasy teacher. R's Rue said Yum. Connie said This year just keeps getting more and more bizarre. Birgit said Ahh to be a dirty little girl In School which I would have done with my one high school priest. He was so good looking and tried to engage students. All I thought was to take the white thing off his neck and feel his thighs.

Annalisa Crawford  said oh boy are his Victoria Sponges delicious!

Ruth said I picked a bangin' post to visit on.

Joanne said Better to approach with alcohol? 

Infidel753 said Maybe that's why the Romans had so many orgies. jono said Not going to tell you what's behind the zipper unless you show me yours. L. Diane Wolfe said Thongs!

Joanne said Nothing comes between me and my Calvin's - and I'm thinking of Markie Mark's big undie ad in Times Square.

Shady Del Knight said I say we salivate... I mean celebrate, and agree to meet back here 823 years from now to do it all over again.

Tuesday, August 18, 2020

School Days, TeachErotica

Dear Sillies,
   For your sake, I sure hope none of you has to do the home-schooling thing. Yikes. I can't imagine. It's not as though a parent's job isn't hard enough. Or that they can afford to sit at home with their kids to help school them... 
   Remember when we sat in classrooms? I suppose some kids are actually still doing that now, but not around here. 
   Do you remember your first teacher crush? Do tell. Mine was Mr. K, 8th grade history class. Sigh. He was nice, fun, and dreamy.


Be safe. Be well. Stay smart. 
Enjoy hands-on learning, virtually at least. 
Oh, uh, sorry about the photo of Martha Stewart's Dad bod. She REALLY let herself go. 
Love ya!

Tuesday, August 11, 2020

Literally Everything Makes me Crazy

My Dear Sillies,

Life is full of confusion and irritants when I take things literally. And I always do.

Like when I first saw Avocado Toast on a cafe menu, I got excited. I love avocado, and what's not to love about toast? It'd be a nice, unique breakfast.

But I wanted a refund when I got a plate with avocado that had been splattered onto a piece of toasted bread. I mean, for $6? That's not avocado toast, am I right? Does banana bread consist of smushed banana on a slice of bread? Your blueberry muffin, one blueberry delicately balanced atop a bland muffin? No, just no!

 Another thing I have literal issues with involves sending mailings from the Postal Service. Do not get behind me in line. I can't wrap my brain around pricing. Specifically, why is First Class the cheapest? Isn't First Class, like when you fly First Class and don't have to pay $5 for nuts because you already paid $200 for them, the best? It's First! A priority is, well, like my book. It's a priority and thus set aside to collect dust for years on end. I don't understand.

 **Note: If your First Class package is over 15.99 ounces, you must upgrade the mail class to Priority Mail.**


 Most gross of all, is 100% Recycled toilet paper. It's extra soft & strong. I believe the "strong" aspect of this combo, but the concept of "recycled bath tissue"? I'm sorry. It's disgusting. But wait, it's been miraculously recycled through seven generations.

   Do you understand? Do any literal-isms baffle you like they do me? Or is it literally just me?

   Apologies for this last one. But look, it's whitened without chlorine bleach. I'm intrigued, and running low, but I just couldn't. 

 Love you.

Monday, August 3, 2020

Happy Sextilis. August is here!

Dear Sillies,
It's time to welcome Sextilis!

From Wikipedia: August was originally named Sextilis in Latin because it was the sixth month in the original ten-month Roman calendar under Romulus in 753 BC.  Happy *smirk and childish giggles* Sextilis, my friends! That sounds so scandalous, doesn't it? May it be so. August is the HOTTEST month of the year, am I right?
   The actual meaning of August is much less exciting: respected, impressive. #boring!

As if Sextilis' entry wasn't enough reason for excitement, this month this year has 5 Saturdays, 5 Sundays, AND 5 Mondays. Apparently, this only happens once every 823 years! Yowza. We probably won't live through another like this. The Chinese call this phenomenon a "Bag Full of Money."

Thus, we're all bound to get extremely lucky one way or another this month. 

Speaking of getting lucky, Wednesday August 5 is National Underwear Day.

What's your preference, friends:

(A) Boxers

(B) Briefs

(C) Commando

(D) Granny Panties

(E) G-string

(F) All of the above

(G) Any combination of the above

(H) None of your/my damn business   ?