Dear Sillies,
How are you, my friends? It seems as though the New Year's celebrations were looong ago, am I right? So much has gone on this month. All the more reason to be good to yourselves.
Now, I'm sharing a few entertaining reviews about a few books.
Disclaimer: I'm not on Team Jessica Simpson but I am on Team Harry and Meghan!
First, Jessica's Simpson's 27 page "book":
One disappointed reader wrote this about Movie Star:
"The cover looks like something you will enjoy. Reminds me of dating a very well proportioned woman and you end up with an empty bra."
One embittered Brit wrote this about Spare:
"I agree with Harry wholeheartedly.
They should never have renamed Opal Fruits as Starburst."
Opal Fruits?? Are you kidding me? Harry, I kinda - well - adore you and Meghan, and, well, you. You both seem sincere and you keep getting beaten up. You're so cute, honey. But "Opal Fruits"? No, sweetie. Just no. Starburst is a much better name.
What do you think, my Sillies?