New Year's Erotica

Dear Sillies,

2020 didn't like this erotic welcome. It didn't rise to the occasion. How much flaccidity can a gal take? Must've been something I wore or failed to wear. We'll see if 2021 gets there. (Sorry for my laziness with this and all re-posts, friends. I am trying to pen a new poem. And finish a book...Like everything else this year, my projects are moving slower than sloth-like.)

We (almost) made it. Perhaps, we did make it to 2021 as you read this. Best news of all: We made it through together, from various points around the globe. 

Together, another year! Thank you, my Sillies.

Be good to yourselves. You're worth more than you know (to me alone).

Stay silly and get some naughty indulgences in too. 

I love you.

Christmas Erotica, Treating Frigidity

Dear Silliest of the world's most silly,

It's THAT week, right? I hope you're not too cold. In case you are, this should help.

Have a very Merry Christmas, but do leave room for naughtiness.

I love and thank you for sticking with me for another year.

Here Comes Hanukah!

My Dear Sillies,

Hanukah starts tonight. For you, and for the world, may miracles abound. We sure could use 'em!

I'm sharing some photos of my lil Hanukkah candle lighting, especially for Joanne, who made the request. Mixed in are lyrics from my favorite holiday classic, Adam Sandler's Hanukkah song. 

Take good care.

I love you.

Put on your yarmulke
Here comes Hanukkah
So much funukkah
To celebrate Hanukkah

 

Hanukkah is
The Festival of Lights
Instead of one day of presents
We have eight crazy nights!

 

When you feel like the only kid in town
Without a Christmas tree
Here's a list of people who are Jewish
Just like you and me

David Lee Roth lights the Menorah
So does James Caan, Kirk Douglas and the late Dina Shore-ah

 

Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli?

Bowzer from Sha Na Na and Arthur Fonzerelli

Paul Newman's half Jewish, Goldie Hawn's half too
Put them together, what a fine looking Jew!

 

You don't need "Deck the Halls" or "Jingle Bell Rock"
Cause you can spin a dreidel with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock (both Jewish!)

 

Put on your yarmulke
Its time for Hanukkah
The owner of the Seattle Supersonic-ahs
Celebrates Hanukkah

O.J. Simpson: not a Jew
But guess who is?: Hall-of-famer Rod Carew (he converted)
 

We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby
Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish - not too shabby!

 

Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is
Well he's not, but guess who is?: All three Stooges!
So many Jews are in showbiz 

Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is

 

Tell your friend Veronica
Its time you celebrate Hanukkah
I hope I get a harmonica
On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah

So drink your gin and tonic-ah
And smoke your marijuani-kkah
If you really, really wanna-kkha
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Hanukkah

Happy Hanukkah!

 

Comment Collage Starring YOU!

Dearest Silliest of Sillies,

   We're almost there, almost to the spot from which we can say that 2020 IS HINDSIGHT.

   Thank you for another year of fun-loving, playful giggles and heartfelt support. To follow is a mix of your comments these past few months.

Be good to yourself! 

I love you. 

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Margaret Benbow said Dancing and chanting witches, clothed or not, perhaps riding a goat backward, can do no harm.  

Alex J. Cavanaugh said Yup, safety first!

Joanne said Hey, the pope is blessing this poem and consecrating the children of the corn.

Geo. said Let this be a lesson to poo-poo heads everywhere.

Janie Junebug said We can sing Like a Virgin.

Mistress Maddie said Nice to see im not the only one the pandemic is getting to. Birgit said I wonder, when they sit on those huge asses, do they wobble around, they must be 3ft up from the actual chair. Infidel753 said Some of us find the penetration of such terrain to be perfectly appropriate.

Yvonne said Oof! I don't smoke but dang, I need to light one up.

Elephant's Child said EXCELLENT cleavage.

L. Diane Wolfe said Don't forget the whipped cream!

Pat Hatt said Candy like that would bring the return, but Martha would shrivel it and make the eyes burn.

Debra She Who Seeks said now my new favourite word is "slob-kabob," thanks.

Annalisa Crawford said Thinking is overrated. Why think when you could not think instead!