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Tuesday, May 26, 2020

Comment Collage, Starring You!

Dear Sillies,
May this find you able to smile frequently and laugh easily. If that's not the case, may this help. It's your own silly words, and this is why I love you:


Birgit said Am I the only sick bunny who saw this art and immediately thought of butts, nuts and boobs? Writing this..I am one sick f#’c&.
Joanne said Standing ovation, my friend.
Elizabeth Seckman said Without fail, every time I step into the grocery store, my face starts itching.
jono said Are you SURE that's all you were touching??
Alex J. Cavanaugh said You almost had a When Harry Met Sally moment. 
Debra She Who Seeks Oh, that big, beautiful wicked grin, you naughty girl!
Mistress Maddie said Oh my!!!! I wondered what Peddles Flintstone looked like grown up!!!!
L. Diane Wolfe said I thought you were going to touch your bone.
Pat Hatt said may be a few less poles to grab onto these days.
Geo. said Maybe, if we're going to have new viruses like covfefe-19, we should start breathing through some other hole. 
Sandy said Love the bone.
Martha  said HAHA! That naughty smile on you.
Margaret Benbow said one of the more luscious roses would look just right, nestled behind your sweet ear.
Elephant's Child said I find that hard to believe, but thank you.
Powdered Toast Man said I'm surprised you didn't get any bam bam from that video. 



Monday, May 18, 2020

Public Disservice Announcement 2: Use Personal Protection!


Dear Sillies, 
   I hate to be an old fuddy duddy. But I do care about public health and safety. Believe me, this is for your own good. It's also for the benefit of all the people (or perhaps animals) with whom you engage in relations. 
   I went so far as to take this into my bedroom, donned with the Pebbles Flinstone bone-on-head again, to spread this very important message.
   Stay safe and stay protected, my dears.

Monday, May 11, 2020

Quarantine in Chico: Pandemic Pick-Me-Ups

Dear Sillies,

How are you holding up?
Are you walking these days? I am. A lot.

This sidewalk chalk art is adorably cute, but the showers are just now starting. I'm not as excited about walking in the rain. I hope it doesn't wash away these pick-me-ups:


A home in Chico welcomes strangers to enjoy their rose garden.


And I did. This is the backyard! Gorgeous, right? And so trusting of the home owner/s.


More Springtime gifts.







Thank you for joining me.
Keep a smile.
Stay safe.
Stay silly.
Be loved. 

Monday, May 4, 2020

May Pole Dance Erotica

Dear Sillies,
   May's a good month. Flowers are abloom, birds go chirpetty chirping, and hormonal urges rise to a climax. If we're extra lucky. Afterall, the May Pole dance beckons your participation. Wink.
   So, my dears, may your May be safe and healthy, and may it inspire your luck to rise to new heights. Wink.
Much love.