Halloween Climax: Candy Porn III

 Dear Sillies,

We needed something, anything, to pick up our spirits. So, what about those Dodgers? Woohoo! Our guys gave us their first World Series Win since I was a student at UCLA (1988). Thanks, boys! We needed this. It's about damn time. Will ya do it again if we promise not to watch in-person?

On the down-side, Martha's busting out. I'm sorry.

Have a safe, sweet, naughty Halloween.

Love you.

 

The Double-Dog Dare, Sweet Scary Nostalia

 My Dear Sillies,
   A very talented and loving lady, Jenny Matlock, used to do a Saturday Centus exercise. I occasionally participated. This photo was the prompt. The challenge: using all five senses, write about this in 100 words max.
   Here's my story, The Double Dog Dare...

 

 “I double-dog dare ya to go in,” Johnny challenged. He was cute so I acted brave.  

“Okay.” I swallowed my jelly bean whole. Salty black-licorice flavor stuck to my tongue.  Entering the creepy old shack, the smell of mud overtook me.  I was blinded by darkness.

“Welcome!” A boyish voice came up through the floors’ wooden panels.  I noticed a gaping hole at my feet and felt the sudden firm grip of fingers clasping my ankles from below.

“Let me go! Help! Help!”

A familiar giggle slowed my pulse.

“Johnny, you poo-poo head! That wasn’t funny!”

  

Halloween Erotica Candy Porn II

 My Dear Sillies,

   How are you holding up? I'm thinking about you. Hopefully, you're as excited as we* are about Halloween. 

*Me and Bernie

   Stay safe and make sure it's wrapped.   

Love ya.

Ghoulishness and Halloween Erotica

 Dear Sillies,
   Annual announcement: When shopping for Halloween candy, please AVOID HERSHEY. They haven't changed their evil ways. Hershey condones, maintains, and supports child enslavement in the West Indies - where it gets its chocolate.
   Unfortunately, the US's sub-par standard candy (M&M's, Milky Way, etc.) are Hershey's too. But there are plenty of healthier options (Fair Trade anything, European or Costa Rican chocolate, granola bars...closing the door and shutting the lights).
   On a sweeter note,  many years ago, I began to write a playful Halloween poem. But my warped brain and lustful sweet tooth penetrated inappropriate terrain. So began my poetic erotica series. Accidentally. Don't blame me. Blame the dark, hearty, slightly crunchy outside, but delightfully milky inside, ones that I can't get enough of. 

  Wink.
    Enjoy.