My Dear Sillies,
I’m far beyond annoyed with internet creepsters. From now on, this will resemble my discourse with every creepsterino who “friends” me:
THEN, before I respond, but after I block him, which apparently
didn't take: Can you understand what I am saying?
Me: Yes. Since you just
want to be friends like all the others, I need to know if
you are honest. Send me your full legal name, plus credit card number
with expiration date and CVC code. (Hint: This code is on the back of the card; you need to turn it over.) If you don't have a credit card, don’t worry!
I’ll just take your social security number. Next, my boyfriend will run a security clearance
check within 72 hours! Sorry for the delay, but he’s screening 286 men before
you. A woman must be careful. Surely such a nice, intellectual man like yourself can appreciate that.
before he responds: For
the sake of full transparency, this is my boyfriend. Can you understand what I
Be well, my Darling Sillies.
May you have no creepsterino visits. If you do, I'll send my sweetheart over to make sure that said creepsterino can understand. Afterall, that's what friends are for.
Love, hugs, and chocolate!