Dear Sillies,
I had a Birthday yesterday, a very Happy one.
Age is a weird thing that I've kept under the radar.
Guess how old I am now.
Look who signed my Birthday cake!
We'll just excuse the shaky writing. Bernie Sanders is approximately twice my age but still the one. Gosh darn, that Bernie.
Woohoo, my Dears!
It's time to turn up the heat.
Stay cool. Stay hot. Know, always, you are loved.
Dear Sillies,
Wait, I was going to explain the poor timing. It was filmed in late April for a local radio station fundraiser; I'm just now getting the video. I'm also just now realizing it's still Spring for a handful more days. Right? Whoosh. Not too late to share.
One person disliked it. Seriously? Only one? (I have haters. They hate my bold, feminine honesty and local fight for justice.) Clearly, their urges have yet to be sated.
Cheers, my dears.
Dear Sillies,
Remember my stagehand, Macaulay Culkin? Ever since he stormed off of Life by Chocolate's set, which I don't understand because I cut him a fair deal (he still owes me $2,500), he's been falling into deeper depths of bizarre and disconcerting shamefulness.
That once adorable child actor from Home Alone
I mean, would coloring this picture bring you zen? (I'd be more inclined to start a serious drug habit.)
If you're interested you can find this treasure for anywhere between $9 and $16.99. Published in 2019, it's been reviewed anywhere between zero to zero times, my friends! But don't worry, two people gave it a five-star rating. I wonder who the second person was, or if Macaulay has a second account under an alias.
In other words, YOU HAVE TALENT and gifts and joy to share with the world. Please do. It'll help balance out the ugly nonsense out there.
Love you!
Dearest Sillies of the most hot, cool and Silly ~
What's not to like about June?
There's our Janie Junebug, owned by Franklin and Penelope - We all love this Junebug's saucy wit and heartfelt hilarity.
There's this 
regular, non-saucy June Bug ~ red-brown beetles that move around frenetically in the Northern Hemisphere on warm evenings.
There's the Beaver's sweet and innocent Mommy, June Cleaver (actress Barbara Billingsley)
It's my Birthday month too.
For those who read this far, remember when I told you that I did a naughty performance in Lake Tahoe? Psst, this link should take you there. I warned ya.
https://youtu.be/imGlIqbNPGk
Stay cool, my hotties!