Weird Book Titles & Rainy Day Miscellany

Dear Sillies,

I hope this finds you safe, comfortable, and well.

For your rainy day entertainment, or my rainy day entertainment if it's not rainy out your way, I've a few weird book covers to show you ~                                                              

    Poor pussy. Next she'll do a downward doggie with it.

Living with Crazy Buttocks? I don't understand.

One of only two reviews: 3.0 out of 5 stars

 Three Stars

Reviewed in the United Kingdom 🇬🇧 on December 12, 2016

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Bought it for the title only - the inside is trash!!!

And a meme but not a book title, though it should be:

  Who can argue this? Right?

Anti-Valentine's Day Contest Winner!!

Dearest Silliest of the best of Sillies, 

'Twas another fabulous Anti-VDay fest!

Thank you to all who entered, but no thanks to HRH for disqualifying Debra She Who seeks before Debra even had a chance. 

Our winner and new champion, who truly killed it, and will thus receive a very sweet mailing from our administrative team: 

Entry #1:

With you dead,

I'm alone in my bed.

ready to enjoy Valentine's Day.

At last.

Elephant's Child

CONGRATULATIONS, Elephant's Child! You deserve this and that empty bed. We all love you. 

Have a sweet, bittersweet, OR sour day, my Sillies.

Whatever you do, don't buy Hershey today or any day. (See Joanne's entry in post below.) 

Second place goes to our belovedly hilarious Birgit! See hers and the other wonderfully hateful entries too.

I love you, my darlings. 

GET OUT THE VOTE! Anti-Valentine's Day Annual Contest!

Dear Sillies,
You have five fabulous choices. Vote early. Vote often. But you can only vote once, and for only one entry -- the one that's your favorite Anti-Valentine's Day sentiment. 

Polls are officially open and will close by day's end on Monday, 2/13/23. 

Thank you.

Entry #1:

With you dead,
I'm alone in my bed.
ready to enjoy Valentine's Day.
At last.

Elephant's Child

Entry #2:

Your heart, a blender, and I'm ready for the day.

Mike

Entry #3:

No flowers
No chocolate
Just Minions
You fool!      L. Diane Wolfe

Entry #4:

Somewhere my love, there will be songs to sing 

Although not with you because you stink! 

Dumb ding-a-ling!              Birgit

Entry #5:

Love is a killer
It taints the brain
Hershey kisses are poison
Valentine's Day - insane.

Joanne

It's February, and You Know What That Means!

It's February, my Sillies!

You know what that means, right? Yep, it's time to rev up your creative, hateful anti-Valentine's Day braincells. Life by Chocolate's Annual Valentine's Hatefest is on! You'll vote on the winner, and they'll receive a very generous sweet treat package.

• Post on your blog with a link to mine, or post in the comments below, your silliest and most hateful anti-Valentine's sentiment in up to 16 words.
• It's fine if you've won before. But you may only submit 2 entries max. 
• Must be a Life by Chocolate follower. 

Now, to get you in the mood (for something unmentionable):