Too late, sweetie. Far too late.
“The bigger the hoop, the bigger the hoe.” -Khloe
Oh, Khloe, you used to be my fave. But then you snagged another basketball star, this one in a committed relationship with a woman 8-months pregnant and apparently, a huge hoop.
“You’re acting like drunk slob-kabobs.” Kourtney
I know, right, Kourt? You just became my fave.
“The more people that love you, the more people that are going to hate you.” — Kylie
I think you missed the boat on “new math,” darlin’.
“You know what they say, dress your best when you go to bed because you don’t know who you’ll see in your dreams.” -Kendall Jenner
Who says that, honey? I sleep naked, and Idris best be naked too.
“I never thought I’d be in a family that has more people than a small country.” Scott Disick
I never thought I’d watch a small country reproduce itself to the size of Australia for ten seasons.
“I liberate minds with my music. That’s more important than liberating a few people from apartheid or whatever.” Kanye
Do you ever watch? Who's your fave? Please somebody, admit to it.
Love you, my friends.