WINNER, WINNER, Catfish Dinner!

Dear Sillies,

We have a winner! It was close until the final voting hours.

A feline diva takes this year's victory! Sorry, SWS, I hope she won't be even more insufferable. But oh, her poetic savvy. 

BIG CONGRATULATIONS to Her Royal Highness!

Thanks to all who submitted and voted and visited. I love you. Enjoy the day and buy chocolate TOMORROW when it's on sale. 

Here's this year's winning entry:

Dedicated to all the many tomcats out there who broke my heart over the years:

"This is for you

Without paradox --

A heart-shaped poop

In my litterbox."

Valentine's Day Hatefest! Let the Voting Begin

 DEAR SILLIES, VOTE FOR THE ENTRY YOU LOVE TO HATE THE MOST. Please note too that Debra She Who Seeks was honest. HRH, not so much. That diva. SWS reached out to see if she could enter even though HRH had already done so. I told her that we all want to see her entry. None of us can control that feline diva.

Enjoy. We're voting for the fun of it. ---------------

Birgit

Roses are Red
Violets are blue
I'd rather be dead
Than eat that chocolate doo doo.

 

Her Royal Highness

Dedicated to all the many tomcats out there who broke my heart over the years:
"This is for you
Without paradox --
A heart-shaped poop
In my litterbox."

 

Debra She Who Seeks

At least I have not quit.
I still have a chance.
At least I have not hit
The rock bottom of romance.
At least I'm not a total shit
Like couch fucker JD Vance!

 

Joanne

My official entry. Note - I'm married to a Texan. 37 years. Pray for my soul in these dark times. I'm not necessarily trying for the pity vote....but, whatever works

Lover turned MAGA
Sadly my life ain't funny
All I can do
Is turn up Bad Bunny

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I love you, Sillies!

Antidote Chocolate Review and our February Hatefest!

My Dear Sillies,

Time for a chocolate review. This Antidote chocolate, tagged "chocolate that loves you back", contains anise seeds and sun-dried tomato. Hmm, interesting. Would you try it?

Well, I did, and I did it for YOU. The bar's 70 percent cacao and relatively low in sugar (24 grams). Marketed as "artisan" and made in Ecuador, one Antidote bar will cost you approximately 12 USD. 

I lucked out! I hadn't noticed the price, and there wasn't a price on it. The lovely checker decided to charge me $4.99. Woohoo. 

My critique? Well, it tasted sour and plastic-y at first. But I enjoyed a sweet and smooth aftertaste. The anise and tomato don't over power the candy; it's a well blended mix. So, yeah, decent. Yet I still find it outrageously priced, unless you're lucky like me. 

All in all, I didn't love it. It didn't love me back. 

I'll give it a 6 out of 10.

NEXT: It's February. We know what that means. Get your creative juices flowing for Life by Chocolate's annual Valentine's Hatefest. 

Post an anti-Valentine's Day slogan, graphic, haiku or whatever in my comments section. Or post it to your blog and reference it here. 

You'll vote on the hate you love the most. Our winner will receive loads of attention here, at the very least. So even if you've won in the past, HRH, enter again this year. Only one entry per customer please. Ready, set, show us your V Day hate!