Life by Chocolate: Robyn Alana Engel's Blog
Welcome, My Sillies! Together we'll uncover morsels of sweetness in the light and dark. You'll crave chocolate. I'm a naughty influence. {Note: I avoid Hershey's but partake in regular fixes of fair trade and organic varieties.} Please enjoy a ravenous sampling, and may you fast become addicted. Cheers to all things sweet. That, Dear Sillies, includes you.
Wednesday, March 3, 2021
A Break from Celibacy, Molly and Huey
Tuesday, February 23, 2021
Hot Chocolate, Jalapeno Hot!
Dear Sillies,
You know that hangry feeling? Yeah, I was feeling it and grabbed a hangry bar - milk chocolate with Jalapeno and pretzels.
It tasted great and chocolatey sweet, until...
Monday, February 15, 2021
VALENTINE'S DAY HATEFEST WINNER!! She's a Spunky One!
Dear Sillies,
Excuse the delay, but we interrogated King Putinontheritz regarding one suspicious ballot.* He said only "Nyet?" We didn't know what to do next, so we sent it to Florida. They shouted, "We took him back. What more do you want?" and tossed the ballot in his hole. I mean, in Mar a lago's 13th hole. It mattered not. Not every vote counts. (What do you think this is, Canada?)
It was close, my friends. Votes were all over the place.
*Here's the ballot in question:
Love,
Janie
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With or without voter fraud, we have one clear winner. Her entry is poignant. It's succinct, and it's beautifully hateful. CONGRATULATIONS, L. Diane, Spunk on a Stick!
Give me your heart...so I can grind it into the dirt.
Diane will receive a package catered to her individual needs and preferences. I believe you don't eat chocolate-gasp!, Diane, so we'll work around that. Please have your people contact mine at Rawknrobyn@aol.com. Thank you.
Thank you all for entering and voting!
CONGRATULATIONS to a most worthy winner!