Sorry I've been gone for a bit. Lots going on - mostly good, the rest manageable. The good stuff, I'll report to you when time is right and fairly soon.
How are you doing?
Laughter is always needed. I hope to provide. That said, I now present reasons 18-23 for a celibate existence. These are, as usual, lifted directly from on-line ads and embellished by my snark.
Keep a smile and some good chocolate handy.
REASON 18: I like to go to the movies rock concerts.
You mean, like the Flintstones? Do
you drive with your bare feet on the road too? I like the little things in lif Is
lif the medication you’re taking? I suggest an increased dosage. It might
help you focus enough to find spellcheck.
REASON #19: I like big butts. I
cannot lie. The other brothers try and deny but when a pretty female walks in
with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in my face, you know what happens. If
this made you laugh then I am the guy for you, because that is exactly what I
love doing. Making people laugh. You’ve
got some work ahead of you, sweetheart.
REASON #20: Me Man You Woman Headline need help, Tarzan.
REASON #21: We love Zeppelin, and
great food, and real literature. My wife wants a threesome. That sounds great
to me! Can't wait to try. Let's talk about it. She is looking for a very
specific sort of girl. We hope you are it. I’m appalled. You mention Zeppelin and “real literature” in the same
sentence! What kind of gal do you think I am?
REASON #22: Intelligent,
articulate, chivalrous, romantic, very passionate, open minded, dominant but
never domineering and sensual. Great kisser (I practice a lot when I am
alone!). Hint: I wouldn’t
publicize this… I only want to have to carry you part of the time! I don’t want your hands on me any of the time!
REASON #23: Looking For a Friend
First I want to meet a women that wants to make a commitment to spend the rest
of are life's together. Sounds like (you’re) an oxymoron.
For fun, I entered a Peep Diorama contest. I didn't win, but I'm quite certain Gumby had a great time. (Hint: See lower left side of photo.)
Flo's Peep Show