It's February, my Sillies!
You know what that means, right? Yep, it's time to rev up your creative, hateful anti-Valentine's Day braincells. Life by Chocolate's Annual Valentine's Hatefest is on! You'll vote on the winner, and they'll receive a very generous sweet treat package.
- Post on your blog with a link to mine, or post in the comments below, your silliest and most hateful anti-Valentine's sentiment in up to 16 words.
- It's fine if you've won before. But you may only submit 2 entries max.
- Must be a Life by Chocolate follower.
A dozen rosesReplyDelete
A box of chocolates
Drain the pennies from your pockets
No lips to kiss
No need to want her
Until you can appease the corporate monster
That could use an edit...but oh well. Already hit publish. LOLDelete
Thank you, hon. Our first entry. Would you be able to scale it down to 15 words? I'd HATE to disqualify you.Delete
PS Make that 16 words. =) Thanks.Delete
Although, I have already won before, so a disqualification is all right with me. And I'm not wanting to compete with you dead, I'm alone in bed. The bar is so high after that.Delete
Ha. Your wit is unstoppable. <3Delete
Time to come up with something good!ReplyDelete
Grab some Hot Tamales and get those braincells churning, Alex!Delete
Since my human won your contest last year, I have STRICTLY FORBIDDEN her from entering again this year. She just gets TOO INSUFFERABLE FOR WORDS when her pathetic doggerel gets any kind of plaudits. She's ALWAYS trying to steal MY LIMELIGHT like the NEEDY NARCISSIST she is, so I have been FORCED to put down my PAW and REIN HER IN. You're welcome, all of you.ReplyDelete
Haha. Oh, HRH, I must admit to knowing what you mean about your human's insuffereable abilities with words. Oh, you said "too insufferable for words." Oops, well, that's very generous of you. We love you both, but we love her more. Now, I'm off to look into the meaning of "doggerel" and "plaudits." Cheers.Delete
With you dead I am alone in my bed,.ReplyDelete
ready to enjoy Valentine's Day.
Excellent. Okay, I just set the word max at 16 (not 15). Thanks, EC!Delete
I love this one. The "at last" makes it perfect. I laughed out loud Elephant's Child and had to comment now.Delete
She's a peach and never disappoints.Delete
Your heart, a blender, and I'm ready for the day.ReplyDelete
Ha! Good one, Mike. I feel hope it's a worthy (er, unworthy) victim.Delete
Haha. Excellent punch at the end. Thank you for entering, Diane. This is already fun.Delete
I would normally let such a contest pass me by... but since there is chocolate involved, I should think of something.ReplyDelete
I agree, Jeff, and I look forward to your contribution. I go all out for my winners, too.Delete
Somewhere my love, there will be songs to singReplyDelete
Although not with you because you stink! Dumb ding-a-ling.
Lmao. Oh, honey, could you drop a few words to cut it to 16 (or I'll take liberties)? I really want to enter this one! Thank you.Delete
Love is a killerReplyDelete
It taints the brain
Hershey kisses are poison
Valentine's Day - insane
(that's my entry. Next is a personal bonus)
But I love you Robyn - you are the best.
You've got your guy
Do not protest
Valentine's answers a why...
oh love, it's nuts
there's just no reason
embrace the day
no, it's not treason
Hugs my friend (just not Hershey)
Thanks so much, Joanne. There's so many bonuses here and to your friendship - especially because I haven't always been the easiest friend. But you keep shining.Delete
No Hersheys. Now that's treason.