Rest assured, you need not invest any effort into finding your soulmate. They will find you!
This fine gentleman, Welton Carthen, found...not me (I never have such luck), but my and our dear friend, Alex J. Cavanaugh. Yeah, he follows Alex. We can't fault his taste. He wants the best.
Thanks for sharing him with me, Alex. Not that way. Sheesh, people. Alex and Mrs. Ninja are doing just fine. As for Welton and I, well, things were getting serious until I was distracted by a young Russian beauty.
@welton_carthen I am a single man and
not married I am looking for a good woman to spend the rest of my life with
,let talk So has to get to know more about each other
It may be the bleach I use on my hair, but I'm a little confused. Are you and Welton in a love triangle with the chick who appears to be catfishing middle aged men for money?
ReplyDeleteOh, no, do you think that's what she's doing? That's why Welton bought her a new house? Sigh.
DeleteThanks for the info, Elizabeth. Again, I should've checked with you before jumping on them. I mean, this.
I know which one I'd pick!
ReplyDeleteI was going to send her your way, Debra, but I didn't think Rare One would appreciate it.
DeleteI feel bad for all those Russian men when their twenty somethings keep desiring geezers like me.
ReplyDeleteThey must really be desperate, right Jono? I mean, um, they like wise, mature, attractive men. Naturally.
DeleteDo you think your Russian beauty is the one who sends me links to make the organ I don't have bigger, stronger, longer...
ReplyDeleteSure, EC. Anyone who looks like her is clearly desperate enough to want to make you grow an organ. Then to continue to grow this organ.
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Have you gone from the internet dating nuts to the cat fishers? Geez, those Russians really get around.
ReplyDeleteI know, right Pat? It's not enough that they got the orange mofo into office, now this!
DeleteWell, I know I'm not picking Welton!
ReplyDeleteAwesome you used my - unique - Twitter follower.
No worries, Alex. I helped Welton get over the unrequited love thing there. Then, Marina caught my eye. Sigh. She's way too tall.
DeleteI find emails from Russian girls in my spam folder, along with penis enlargement invitations...hahaha... Not sure what to make of this :)
ReplyDeleteYes, this one was in my spam folder too. I haven't gotten one to enlarge my penis in a while. I should be flattered, I suppose.
DeleteThanks, Martha.
Dear Robyn, thanks for sharing but I am only a boy of 68 and can't knowledgeably comment until I finish puberty.
ReplyDeleteOh Geo, who knows if we'll both still be blogging then. PS Marina (the Russian hottie) hasn't hit puberty yet either. You're in good company.
DeleteOh those Russian gals who find love across the ocean with ...with...with...the men of their dreams?? :)
ReplyDeleteOr just a US Citizen. Either way, odds are against them. We know what the pool is like here. I kinda feel for them.
DeleteI think she really has a dark mustache to match Welton's facial hair. Her wax job was thorough. You are too too funny!
ReplyDeleteHa! To match his facial hair - that's good, Joanne. And I'm sure you're right about that. How could anyone who looks like her not be extremely desperate? =)
DeleteBe well.
The only thing she is desperate for is getting out of her country. (And maybe hiding the fact that she has dark hair and is not really a blonde.)
ReplyDeleteHa. I know. She hasn't posed for photos in a long time. Wonder why. *giggle, snort.*
DeleteThese twenty-something Russians and Ukrainians keep emailing me and telling me they want older American men because Russian/Ukrainian men drink too much and don't treat their women well. So it makes perfect sense that they'd want foreign men who are two or three times their age, dunnit?
ReplyDeleteSurely, this makes sense. Plus American men don't ever go too heavy on the booze. Oh, no. And they treat their women like royalty here. Oy, the ignorance.
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I think Welton and Marina are perfect for each other! They say there's a lid for every pot, after all. :)
ReplyDeleteI could see that, though I'd be jealous of him. I'm still thinking about my best strategy.
DeleteHope all's well, Connie.
Ah, my naiveté is showing. This sheltered girl somehow managed to find her soulmate before Match.com was a thing. Any thing.
ReplyDeleteThose were sweet times - pre-Match.com. Sigh. Glad you worked it well back then, JEN.
DeleteThanks for visiting and leaving word here.
Be well.
Damn those Russian lesbians are hot. If she's desperate imagine what the rest of them look like! They must be amazing!
ReplyDeleteI wonder how many fish these fishermen actually grab? Are ppl that stupid?
Dont answer that. Sadly.
Keep up the good vibes!
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Hahaha! Thank you, Anthony, for that comment cold.
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LOL....words escape me. The picture though...nice beard. Love a man with a beard.
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In some instances, I love a man with a beard too. In this case, um, no comment. =)
DeleteHave a great week, Sandy.
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