I'm spending my day with (my) Bernie...Alright, I confess, that was a poor attempt at an April Fool's Day joke. Don't fall for any of those. You won't; you're too smart for that. (I always do, though.)
Be well, Silliest of the most Silly.
Welcome, My Sillies! Together we'll uncover morsels of sweetness in the light and dark. You'll crave chocolate. I'm a naughty influence. {Note: I avoid Hershey's but partake in regular fixes of fair trade and organic varieties.} Please enjoy a ravenous sampling, and may you fast become addicted. Cheers to all things sweet. That, Dear Sillies, includes you.
Smiling broadly here. With only one line I dispute 'I hate to ask for more;'
ReplyDeleteNow that is a shameless fib.
Be well, be happy.
Alas, my readers know me far too well.
DeleteThanks for making me smile. You never fail.
It's just not a sacred holiday without your shameless erotic poetry! Families everywhere should read it around the dinner table, I think.
ReplyDeleteHa! I agree, it should be required reading for family "bonding" time. Wink.
DeleteA fine sin to be had any old day. Is it worth double if it happens on a holiday?
ReplyDeleteYes, double lay, double pay.
DeleteIt all happens on a Holy Day.
Least, that's what I say.
Robyn, that was delightful. But for the first time I am compelled to wonder: How can we take this holiday seriously if they schedule it on April Fools Day? Is anybody working on this?
ReplyDeleteRight. Did He rise or not? The unleavened bread did not, I can tell you that.
DeleteHope it was a great Easter weekend, Geo.
Perfect for April Fools Day!
ReplyDeleteI think it's always a good time for naughtiness, and April Fool's Day was scheduled in a timely manner for me. Thanks, Sherry.
DeleteWell I actually did fall for a couple april fools articles. One saying an Olive Garden was going into Boston's North End....which is thick with actual authentic Italian restaurants. The other was that there would be a Harry Potter movie of 'The Cursed Child' (which is a play now), starring Dan Radcliffe. That was actually wishful thinking.
ReplyDeleteThose are good pranks. I fell for a fooling FB status report immediately after reading someone else's FB post "Today, people analyze posts' validity before reacting." Yep, naive I am.
DeleteApril Fool and you are no fool
ReplyDeleteyour erotic poem is a worthy writing tool
treats should abound, however impure
eat lots of chocolate, that is the cure
Happy Spring - holy Easter bunny, pope, and Bernie - tis the season of joy (I've become Catholic for Monday - I need Villanova to win March Madness and I win Ray's company's bracket pool. Pray with me on this , sister!)
Cheers, my friend!
Your poetic responses keep getting better. Thanks, Joanne. I drowned some matzah in melted chocolate, in celebration of Easter. It was divine.
DeleteThoughts and prayers on the March Madness win. Smiles.
Remember, an original sin is difficult. Poked a badger with a spoon no longer cuts it. (Name that pop culture reference!)
ReplyDeleteMan, Alex, that's a good one. I'm stumped but going to cheat and do some googling...Thank you.
DeletePS Yes, how to be original when sinning - that's a fun, fun challenge.
I could use a little sin in my life and your poetry inspires me. Maybe I'll get lucky. Happy April Fool's day!
ReplyDeleteHope it was a silly, foolish and even lucky one for you, Jono.
DeleteA perfect Passover, Easter and April Fool's Day combination! You just get better and better! Glad you made some chocolate matzo! Happy Passover!
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Thank you. Chag Pesach, Julie. Keeping you in my thoughts.
DeleteTake good care.
It's better than chocolate for me.
ReplyDeleteFor me, Diane, it depends on the brand (of the chocolate and/or the giver). =)
DeleteIf I saw an orange carrot coming in-for the kill to me, I would be running. That is no Biden but something orange, gross and talks stupidity. Love your poem as always
ReplyDeleteYou are silly, and that's why I like you. Thank you, Birgit.
DeleteI spent my Easter suffering from the most wicked bout of constipa...okay, I've said too much.
ReplyDeleteYou mean, you ate the matzah? I warned you, Al.
DeleteMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.................matzah with peanut butter...........if that's what did it, it was worth the agony.
DeleteA matzah pb and j is good, Al. I like it with cream cheese and jelly too. And by "it," I mean matzah. Or do I?
DeleteOkay, cutecop and Al, no more bantering on my blog. This isn't the place. Getting tired of deleting or reading comments that aren't a response to my posts. Carry on, but elsewhere. Thank you.
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DeleteExactly. What did you do to deserve this? LOL
DeleteCream cheese? Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..................cream cheese.
Lots of subtle imagery there! (As well as some that was not-so-subtle!) I keep wondering why that white outfit in the lower left looks so familiar to me...
ReplyDeleteHa. Did we date, Silver Fox? Maybe that's why it looks familiar. Wink.
DeleteMaybe! I've been around a lot. And if we did, I hope I didn't do anything to get lumped in with all the losers you've encountered in your past.
DeleteNah, I remember the losers. The nice ones don't stand out or give me good writing material.
DeleteSo, if I'm not a loser, I'm forgettable? Waaaahhh!
DeleteI know, right? A guy who dates me fares poorly no matter what, Silver Fox. But he does way better than do I, so that's kinda good. Right? Sort of?
DeleteHappy Belated Easter to you.
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