Spring Flings & Unholy Erotica

The organizers of the A-Z Challenge have granted us Sundays off for "good behavior". Surely, I haven't earned it, not with all the raucous Stewy's been creating - that *bleep*! I'll give you a break from her, though. Have a wonderful Easter, (continued) Passover, Spring Sunday...Enjoy.

Martha Stewart, Delightful Daring Dominatrix: A - Z Challenge

Hello, I'm - well, you know. I'm slightly perplexed. Nobody jumped on, at, above, or under my curvacious cluster of curves yesterday. So I had the work reversed; my chest is restored to normal. Still, a --Martha clears her throat-- mature woman needs a good *bleep*. I decided that with all the BDSM hooplah lately, I'll take control and get on top of things. So I pulled together my dogs' bow-tie, blanket, and the straps from the zipline I had built for them in the New Haven guest house garden. These simple, everyday materials make a Delightful Daring Dominatrix outfit. I'll sell it to you for just $1,145. First, I'm going in search of prey. Wish me luck. *Wink.*

Martha Stewart's Curvacious Cluster of Curves, A-Z Challenge

Well the "Bite Me!" Bodice was a bust. And not in a sexy, boobish way. My servant ran scared. I guess he was intimidated by my sex appeal. It's a shame. He took orders well. I like that it a 25 year old. Anyway, a --Martha clears her throat-- mature woman like me still really wants a good *bleep.* Or any *bleep.* So I hired a team of cosmetic surgeons to give me this lovely melon-like

curvacious cluster of curves. 

For only $3.4 million, I will give you their names. They're quite good; I'm sure you agree.
Well, I'm Martha Stewart, signing off as I go get --Martha clears her throat-- pleasured. *Wink.* Toodles.