Martha Stewart's Curvacious Cluster of Curves, A-Z Challenge

Well the "Bite Me!" Bodice was a bust. And not in a sexy, boobish way. My servant ran scared. I guess he was intimidated by my sex appeal. It's a shame. He took orders well. I like that it a 25 year old. Anyway, a --Martha clears her throat-- mature woman like me still really wants a good *bleep.* Or any *bleep.* So I hired a team of cosmetic surgeons to give me this lovely melon-like

curvacious cluster of curves. 

For only $3.4 million, I will give you their names. They're quite good; I'm sure you agree.
Well, I'm Martha Stewart, signing off as I go get --Martha clears her throat-- pleasured. *Wink.* Toodles.