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REASON #351: what
does a guy got to do to get a gril
Depends
what kind of gril you want, babe. If you’re looking for the kind with a
motorized rotisserie, for thoroughly heating meaty breasts and thighs, try Home
Depot. But if you want a standard cheap and easy, warm-‘er-up-and-plop-it-into-a-bun model, Walmart’s a sure thing.
REASON #352: Do
you think my tractors sexy
Judging
from the fact that I can’t see it at all, and I don’t have a microscope handy, I’m
going to go with a solid “no.”
REASON #353: Im
a smartas...
Smart
as what, buddy?
REASON #354: Hi
their
High!
REASON #355: If
you are out there? I am here…
Sorry,
honey. I am here, and you're way out there.
REASON #356: Let there be cake!!!!!!
Now we’re talking!
REASON #357: headlines
dont work.????
Such
clever ones too.????
Alas,
a man with a good sense of humor:
REASON #358: Parachute
for sale, used once, never opened!!
Note: He appears easy on the eyes, and he’s
younger than me (that would be a refreshing change), but he wants kids AND nothing serious. Talk about an (oxy)
moron.
REASON #359: Don't
half ass two things...whole ass one thing
Write
more later
I
think you just half assed one thing, assman.
