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Thursday, February 11, 2021

VOTE! VOTE! VOTE! Valentine's Day Hate Fest Contest!

Dear Silly Hearts,
Please vote on the one Valentine's Day Hatefest entry you like most.
Winner will receive a very sweet package. 
Enjoy raging sweetness this weekend. 
I love hating on VDay with you, and I love you.
Thank you, especially to those who entered!
 

Birgit 

Penis Van Lesbian (aka Dick Van Dyke)meets a young girl and marries her.

The broad likes very wrinkly things hanging low. Idiot


Alex J. Cavanaugh

Just give me sex...
Wait, did I say that out loud?

 

Yvonne

Wine and me
no room for thee

 

Elephant's Child

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I would rather be alone in my bed,
than share it with you.

 

Joanne

2020 Valentine's seemed like bliss
2021 lockdown - wear our best sweats, kiss

stop looking, breathing, chewing, being, I hiss
go zoom on the moon, your face I won't miss

 

Janie Junebug

See Dick and Jane. See Dick try to give Jane his dick on Valentine's Day. See Jane remove Dick's dick. See Dick cry. Boofuckinghoo, Dick.

Love,
Janie

 

L. Diane Wolfe

Give me your heart...so I can grind it into the dirt.

 

Geo.

Kid, you've thrown me deep into last century --Dylan, Baez: "Love is just a four-letter word", but it's more powerful than all other words combined. Be my Valentine. (29 words)

27 comments:

  1. L. Diane Wolfe for me. These boots were made for walking, and that's just what they'll do...

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  2. I'm voting for Elephant's Child. Nice play on the classic rhyme.

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  3. I have to vote for Janie Junebug as the most appropriately hateful. But "Penis Van Lesbian" is brilliant.

    How long will voting be open? I'd like to put this in my Sunday link round-up if people can still vote then.

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  4. L. Diane Wolfe - a bit brutal, but funny
    (and Alex for saying it out loud gets 2nd)

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  5. Geo- love is just another four letter word!

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  6. I enjoyed reading them all, but my vote goes to Joanne who has captured perfectly the annoyance of being with somebody, anybody, 24/7, LOL!

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  7. Janie Junebug for me...too funny

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  8. Alex for first and Joanne for a close second.

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  9. I vote for myself this year because I got attacked and my jaw is broken. Take that and suck on it, people. Oh, okay. I vote for EC.

    Love,
    Janie

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  10. Even your ballots make me laugh. I SO LOVE you, my Sillies.
    Thank you. Polls are open (but only one vote per person) through the weekend!

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  11. L. Diane Wolfe

    Give me your heart...so I can grind it into the dirt.

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  12. Dear Valentine, my one vote goes to all, including you --and the unity that brightens us.

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  13. I like Birgit's. That had me pondering many things.

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  14. Thanks, all.

    VOTE, VOTE, VOTE, polls are open for 10 or so hours!

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  15. I know this says Janie Junebug, but I'm not Janie Junebug. No, definitely not Janie, but I vote for her.

    Love,
    Janie

    oops

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    1. Afraid not. I dropped it in the toilet. Or maybe Penelope ate it. Quite a coincidence that I--who am not Janie Junebug--also have a dog named Penelope.

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  16. "Penis Van Lesbian..."
    The rest are good, but Birgit wins for that!
    I'll never ever look at the Penis Van Lesbian Show the same way again.

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  17. Wow, lol. I'll vote for Ms. Wolfe

    main blog: https://fromarockyhillside.com

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  18. Sorry I'm so late to the party. Though I liked all of the entries (I almost wrote entrees, as I'm always thinking about my next meal or chocolate break) my vote goes to Joanne. Joanne painstakingly pointed out the perplexities of being imprisoned in a Valentine's Day lockdown! Bravo! Thank you Robyn for continuing this cathartic tradition!

    Julie

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  19. Thank you, Dears. Take your "I voted" stickers and kindly depart. I have to figure out what to do with a particularly suspect ballot.
    Will return soon with the big announcement.

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  20. I enjoyed them all, but I think Elephant's Child topped it for me.

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    1. It's a little late. I closed the polls but upon doing a re-count, your vote doesn't matter. Not at all, Pat. This is America, after-all.
      Sorry. Thank you.

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  21. Well I know I'm way way late, even being from America, but hey I just found out about this, in any event I vote for Elephant's Child! Take care, I'll have to keep watch for more delightful fun here! Thanks.

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