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Monday, February 8, 2021

Valentine's Hate Fest Contest!

 


23 comments:

  1. Just give me sex...
    Wait, did I say that out loud?

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  2. Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I would rather be alone in my bed,
    than share it with you.

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  3. See Dick and Jane. See Dick try to give Jane his dick on Valentine's Day. See Jane remove Dick's dick. See Dick cry. Boofuckinghoo, Dick.

    Love,
    Janie

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    1. I'm laughing so hard tears are forming.
      Boofuckinghoo, Dick.
      Love you, Janie.
      This wouldn't be a hate fest without you.

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    2. I have loads of hate to share, darling.

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  4. Kid, you've thrown me deep into last century --Dylan, Baez: "Love is just a four-letter word",
    but it's more powerful than all other words combined. Be my Valentine. (29 words)

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    1. Aw yes, a perfectly eloquent 29 word entry.
      You're impeccable like that, Geo.
      Thank you.

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  5. Give me your heart...so I can grind it into the dirt.

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    1. Nice. Excuse me while I forward this to a certain man or twelve of them.
      Thanks, Diane.

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  6. 2020 Valentine's seemed like bliss
    2021 lockdown - wear our best sweats, kiss

    stop looking, breathing, chewing, being, I hiss
    go zoom on the moon, your face I won't miss



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    1. Applause! Encore! Well played, Joanne.
      Thank you.
      Cheers to you.

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  7. So Penis Van Lesbian...er....Dick Van Dyke, who is over 90, meets a cute girl that could be his great granddaughter and married her. She laughs all the way to the bank. Sweet but dumb dicky. As my Oma would say, when the Dixk is up, their brains are up their ass.

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    1. Oh, Birgit, you're outrageously hilarious. Thank you. That last sentence really brings it. However it puts you way over 30 words. Would you like to cut it off? I mean, not the dick. The tip. I mean, the head. Err, the beginning or middle...? I love you regardless.

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    2. Not WDW's, though. You need that one!
      ;-)

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    3. Penis Van Lesbian (aka Dick Van Dyke)meets a young girl and marries her. The broad likes very wrinkly things hanging low. Idiot

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