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Monday, February 15, 2021

VALENTINE'S DAY HATEFEST WINNER!! She's a Spunky One!

Dear Sillies,

   Excuse the delay, but we interrogated King Putinontheritz regarding one suspicious ballot.*   He said only "Nyet?" We didn't know what to do next, so we sent it to Florida. They shouted, "We took him back. What more do you want?" and tossed the ballot in his hole. I mean, in Mar a lago's 13th hole. It mattered not. Not every vote counts. (What do you think this is, Canada?)

   It was close, my friends. Votes were all over the place. 

*Here's the ballot in question:

Janie Junebug I know this says Janie Junebug, but I'm not Janie Junebug. No, definitely not Janie, but I vote for her.

Love,
Janie

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With or without voter fraud, we have one clear winner. Her entry is poignant. It's succinct, and it's beautifully hateful. CONGRATULATIONS, L. Diane, Spunk on a Stick

 

L. Diane Wolfe

Give me your heart...so I can grind it into the dirt.



Diane will receive a package catered to her individual needs and preferences. I believe you don't eat chocolate-gasp!, Diane, so we'll work around that. Please have your people contact mine at Rawknrobyn@aol.com. Thank you. 

Thank you all for entering and voting! 

CONGRATULATIONS to a most worthy winner!

20 comments:

  1. Congrats to the winner! Long may she grind!

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    1. Yes, Debra. I've sent a dozen hearts her way to grind for me. Grind, grind, grind away, Spunk!

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  2. Congratulations! Keep up the grinding. I should have gotten the sympathy vote, however, because I live in the same state as that hideous creature.

    Love,
    Janie

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    1. I know, Janie. You deserved the sympathy vote.
      Regardless, grind, grind, grind.

      Love,
      Robyn

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  3. Congrats to your heartfelt Valentine! Diane made me laugh

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    1. You did well too, Birgit, as one of many runners up.
      And you educated me on that creepy Penis Poppins guy. Yuck. Gross.

      Keep a smile.

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    1. And back to you, friend. Your 4-letter word verse made for fine competition.
      Be well, Geo.

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  5. Goodness, I won! Perfect timing since today is my birthday. Thank you, all.

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    1. Woohoo! Double or triple the celebrations and a Very Happy Birthday to you, Diane. We love you.
      CONGRATULATIONS!

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  6. Bravo, I caught this after the fact, while reading and getting the words list and I found your reply so darn well delicious so here I am and shall read on for the actual contest that I missed.

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    1. Yay! Thank you for visiting. It's always nice to meet a new person here. Enjoy.
      Cheers.

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  7. I'm back after power outage ordeal. Congrats to her - I voted for that entry. It was awesome.
    And thanks for running the contest - always a fun chuckle at Valentines. Hope it's been a good week

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    1. It's a highlight for me too, Joanne.
      Thank you.
      Stay warm and safe over there!

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  8. Congratulations and Happy Belated Birthday to Diane! Poor Robyn, I don't know what you'll possibly do with all that extra chocolate!

    Julie

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    1. It was so great to see you again here, Julie. I've missed you. Take good care.

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