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Tuesday, February 2, 2021

Valentine's Erotica

 Dear Sillies,

It's February, and we know what that means. Perhaps NOBODY loves to hate Valentine's Day as much as you and I. So start to get those brain-cells churning towards funny, hateful V-Day messages for Life by Chocolate's annual Anti-VDay Hatefest. Specifics will be announced in next post. Stay tuned.

In the meantime, may this teaser get you in the mood.

Love and chocolate kisses.  

17 comments:

  1. I am looking forward to the Hatefest - which always makes me smile. Not least because Hallmark and all its offshoots are left in the cold.

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    1. Yay. I think we could all use the laughs, EC.
      Thank you for your enthusiasm.

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  2. Maybe if I just gripe about the commercialism. And the fact you really aren't going out to dinner that night without a three hour wait. (Which is why we don't!)

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    1. Indeed. There's nothing romantic about any of that, Alex.

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  3. my question - does Bernie do it with mittens on? Oh my.
    Ready for hateful poetry - your crew of readers are crazy good.
    Until then - you've got us primed - ooh la la

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    1. Haha! Great question, Joanne.
      Bernie does it with mittens on or off. Protected or not, I trust my Bernie.

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  4. We don't even bother with Valentine's Day. My birthday is two days later and we celebrate then. I doubt I could come up with a hateful Valentine but I'm sure the entries will be funny.

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    1. They always are, Diane.
      Thanks for joining the fun, even as a not-so-innocent bystander. Smiles.

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  5. Hey, where's the half-nekkid photomanips of Bernie! I feel cheated!

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    1. Hey, Debra, I've gotta keep some of the best stuff for my own enjoyment.
      Cheers.

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  6. Hallmark day can take a hike indeed. Maybe Diaper Don will be the new top Cupid and officially kill Hallmark day forever.

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    1. Now that would be worth celebrating - but with real chocolate.
      Thanks, Pat.

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    1. Groundhog day passed? I guess I was too busy going down...I mean taking naps. Yeah, that's it.
      Cheers.

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  8. Ha! I LOVED it! Soooo many visuals in my head... :)

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  9. Well that's a spicy ode to Cupid. I hope your Valentines fantasies become realities.

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