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Tuesday, August 18, 2020

School Days, TeachErotica

Dear Sillies,
   For your sake, I sure hope none of you has to do the home-schooling thing. Yikes. I can't imagine. It's not as though a parent's job isn't hard enough. Or that they can afford to sit at home with their kids to help school them... 
   Remember when we sat in classrooms? I suppose some kids are actually still doing that now, but not around here. 
   Do you remember your first teacher crush? Do tell. Mine was Mr. K, 8th grade history class. Sigh. He was nice, fun, and dreamy.

 

Be safe. Be well. Stay smart. 
Enjoy hands-on learning, virtually at least. 
Oh, uh, sorry about the photo of Martha Stewart's Dad bod. She REALLY let herself go. 
Love ya!

25 comments:

  1. Hi, Robyn!

    My first teacher crush was Miss Schmidt, my 8th grade homeroom monitor. I monitored her closely throughout the year as she wore short skirts and tight blouses. My last name begins with the letter "A" and therefore I had a front row seat over near the door affording me a great view of her legs as she sat behind her desk. I enjoyed your spicy teacher poem and picture collage.

    Enjoy the rest of your week, dear friend Robyn!

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    1. Haha. You did your job diligently, Shady. I hope you were duly rewarded, in your dreams at least.

      Enjoy your week too. Stay safe and well, my dear friend.

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  2. I still cringe at the words dodge ball...
    Schools are half and half here. So many kids are going to get left behind in this mess.

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    1. It's a travesty. Makes me feel lucky to have escaped it all and had the amazing educational experiences I did, Alex.

      Be safe and well.

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  3. I don't remember the name of my math teacher in the 7th or 8th Grade, but she attractive and had ten dresses (we counted) and two of which were short (this was in 1970). For us guys, we were into to probability that year--what was the chance that she'd have one of the shorter dresses on the next day.

    www.thepulpitandthepen.com

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    1. Haha. That's so innocently devious, Jeff. I love the story. Thank you.

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  4. I have obviously been robbed. No teacher crush here. None, nada, zip.
    Mind you, I pretty much loathed school so perhaps the teachers were fighting a losing battle.

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    1. Mr. K was my one and only. It was easier for guys to crush on the lady teachers in short skirts - apparently and based on these comments, EC.
      Smiles.

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  5. Alex and I could have been on the same team...hiding out from dodge ball and writing a newsletter! This is a genius poem - you just get better and better (even as Martha gets sloppier and sloppier. But alas, I can't talk - the Covid 15 is gaining on me) Anyway - I'm SO grateful to not be stuck in a house with kids and having to teach them. Holy cow!
    I had crushes on many teachers - gender? who cared? Just teach me. Love your work, Robyn. Cheers!

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    1. Haha. COVID 15, 19, who cares, right? My dad bod, which I let all hang out these days, is way rounder and whiter than Martha's. That's between us. Wink.

      Thank you, Joanne.

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  6. Those brought back memories although not the sexy kind.

    How does a family do it when both incomes are needed? They can't. Hopefully kids are all back in school soon.

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    1. Or how can a single parent possibly do it?
      Thanks for chiming in. Sobering times.
      Sorry to bring back bad memories.
      There's always kindness and sass in the world.

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  7. Ahh to be a dirty little girl In School which I would have done with my one high school priest. He was so good looking and tried to engage students. All I thought was to take the white thing off his neck and feel his thighs. Who hoo! I think they are staggering the kids here so they are I. School at least part time.

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    1. OMG, you shock me in the best of ways Birgit. You also inspire me to do a comment collage. Thank you!
      Cheers to you.

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  8. Martha Stewart is going to sue you one of these days, LOL!

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    1. I hope so, Debra. I could use the attention and book sales. Her relevance, though, is quickly fading.
      ;-)

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  9. My teacher crush was a student teacher - so 20 years old when I was 16... As an adult, I feel so sorry for the embarrassment my friends and I caused him. I think he spent the entire year blushing!

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    1. Haha. Oh yeah, I had one of those in college. Thanks for reminding me. That's a sweet story.
      Be well, Annalisa.

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  10. I never had a crush on a teacher, but I can create a fantasy teacher.

    Love,
    Janie

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    1. I bet you're a creative teacher's pet to that fantasy teacher, my dear. ;-)

      Love you.

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  11. Regular school where I live.
    I never had a crush on a teacher.

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    1. I'm glad some kids and families are having a more "normal" experience. Hopefully, they'll stay healthy.

      Love you, lady. Thanks for dropping by.

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  12. Many a kiddo is sure screwed this year.

    Now that is one act I'd like to have homework in lol

    Mine was 4th grade French teacher

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