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Monday, August 3, 2020

Happy Sextilis. August is here!

Dear Sillies,
It's time to welcome Sextilis!


From Wikipedia: August was originally named Sextilis in Latin because it was the sixth month in the original ten-month Roman calendar under Romulus in 753 BC.  Happy *smirk and childish giggles* Sextilis, my friends! That sounds so scandalous, doesn't it? May it be so. August is the HOTTEST month of the year, am I right?
   The actual meaning of August is much less exciting: respected, impressive. #boring!

As if Sextilis' entry wasn't enough reason for excitement, this month this year has 5 Saturdays, 5 Sundays, AND 5 Mondays. Apparently, this only happens once every 823 years! Yowza. We probably won't live through another like this. The Chinese call this phenomenon a "Bag Full of Money."

Thus, we're all bound to get extremely lucky one way or another this month. 

Speaking of getting lucky, Wednesday August 5 is National Underwear Day.

What's your preference, friends:

(A) Boxers

(B) Briefs

(C) Commando

(D) Granny Panties

(E) G-string

(F) All of the above

(G) Any combination of the above

(H) None of your/my damn business   ?



33 comments:

  1. Hi, Robyn!

    Happy Sextilis to you, dear friend! I say we salivate... I mean celebrate, and agree to meet back here 823 years from now to do it all over again. Thanks for the history lesson. I didn't know that August was originally named Sextilis in Latin. I thought Sextilis was the horny beast that battles Godzilla in one of those Japanese movies. When Wednesday rolls around I will be wishing you a happy Undie Day. My answer to the multiple choice question is "F" - all of the above. I wear all of those items at the same time, and it's quite a sight to see.

    Enjoy the rest of your week, dear friend Robyn!

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    1. If I don't see the video or photo proof, Shady Del Knight, it didn't happen. =) Happy Sextilis! It does sound like a perfect name for the horny beast that battles Godzilla. King Kong, though, always seemed kind of horny. Would you agree?

      Have a wonderful week, dear friend.
      Stay well.

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  2. And a very Happy Sextilis to you too.
    On the unerwear question my preferences for wearing them or looking at others wearing them are very, very different.

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    1. Haha. Yeah, me too, EC. And it depends which others we're looking out. I tend towards granny panties for me. For Bernie or others I'd enjoy looking at, perhaps a loin cloth is preferable.

      Smiles.
      Be good to yourself.

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  3. If memory serves, Rome lasted a long time, from Romulus and Remus until the Empire years, maybe 1000 years. I'm no good at math, so I'll only involve the remaining 400 Empire years in my calculations. If they were using 10-month years, and we use 12-month ones, 400 years each leave 2 months out to a total of 800 months! Do we add or subtract those from our ages, pension-plans, insurance policies? I must go lie down now, but Happy Sextillis! is how all the best equations work out.

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    1. Oh, my brilliant friend, that's so sweetly naive of you. Geo, we subtract all mention of pension plans, retirement, 401K, paid vacation, health coverage...all of it. Just drop it. It makes the math a no-brainer.

      Love ya.

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  4. Well I can see that this month of Sextilis is going to be racy, saucy and HAWT. I best get lucky...with something soon...this pandemic is wrecking havoc honey. Well, I guess my foundations would be a toss up between b and c. I sure the hell hope Im not ready for granny panties yet.

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    1. I feel your cravings, Mistress. Sigh. Best.Get.Lucky.Soon! I tend to bounce between Commando and Granny Panties - both are most comfortable. Otherwise, I'm a bad judge of size and the buttocks size seems to be ever changing at this stage. This was all TMI, sweetie. Apologies.
      Stay hot but not sweltering, hot Mistress!

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  5. In Latin, anything to do with the number 6 starts with sex. Maybe that's why the Romans had so many orgies.

    I'm more keen on the months that have five Fridays, because that often means three paydays instead of two.

    753 BC is also the traditional date of the founding of Rome -- hence the 753 in my internet name.

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    1. Interesting, Infidel. You're like my friend, Geo - a wealth of trivial knowledge. I like that your internet name has that Roman reference. And your suggestion about Roman orgies. It's all making sense. The ancients had so much fun.

      It'd be much preferred if this month had 5 Fridays vs Mondays. Drats.

      Be well. Thanks for visiting.

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  6. It will be a hot month all right!
    At home - definitely C. Underwear is evil.

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    1. Haha. Underwear isn't the best invention, and the history is pretty hysterical - especially regarding men's underwear. It seems it shouldn't have been that difficult to design something comfy and protective. Women's undergarments have gotten so riske, they're not at all comfy. Thus, Commando or Granny Panties for this girl.
      Cheers.

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    2. oops, risque with an accent over the e. =)

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  7. Happy Hotness. Nothing comes between me and my Calvin's - and I'm thinking of Markie Mark's big undie ad in Times Square. A billion years ago.
    Giggle and snort - that sums up August - and that's a lot of darn Mondays I have to work. Ugh.

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    1. I guess Calvin Klein does it right, huh, Joanne? Mmm, that ad was delicious.

      Sorry for all the Mondays. Five is way too many. Even one is too many.

      Stay cool while you stay hot, my friend.

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    1. Ha. Go you. But aren't thongs uncomfortable? And are thongs different from the g-string? I'm so naive.

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  9. Not going to tell you what's behind the zipper unless you show me yours. Then I'll show you mine. Sometimes we bearded guys wear a too small mask and it reminds me of the look of some ladies I used to know. Happy Sextilis!

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  10. Hey Lady! I told you I'd stop by one of these days. I picked a bangin' post to visit on.

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    1. Haha. Bangin' is right. Great to see you, Ruth. I miss you. I hope you're doing well these days.
      Thanks for visiting.

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  11. Underwear is chosen based on what I am doing. Briefs when I am wearing suits, dress pants, etc, and boxers or long legged briefs when hiking, etc (it cuts down the chapping). That's probably more than you want to know!

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  12. Sextilis sounds like a dirty combo mambo and we have an extra Saturday, Sunday and Monday to do it. I love boxers...they are such a cute dog..Oh not about dogs ok...Granny Panties and I wear them proudly because, in the end(hahahaa) they are still taken off quickly by hubby. As for G-String...I am just not into ass floss.

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    1. Oh, Birgit. What would I do without your comments? I love you. You make me laugh and love you more, every time you drop by. I'm not into ass floss either. I don't understand how anyone would want to wear them. What's the point? Ewww.

      Thank you for making me laugh so much.
      Love ya.

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  13. Happy Sextilis, Robyn. Hope you're staying cool. I aim for comfort always, so put me down for B or D.

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    1. B or D - good, comfy choices, Connie.
      Be well, my friend.

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  14. I had no idea my birth month was so darn special.

    What about bikinis? I didn't see that one on the list of underwear choices. :)

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    1. Good point, Sherry. I've started wearing a bikini around the house a lot.

      Happy Birthday month!

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