May Pole Dance Erotica

Hi, Dear Sillies,
May May be good to you, and may you do the May Pole dance at least once this month.
Enjoy.

Sneak Peek Series: Creature Feature

Dearest Silliest of Sillies,
   I was working on something. And while working on that something I hopped onto a twisted road to work on another something. This zany detour is thanks to friend and phenomenal artist, Steve Ferchaud.

   Hint 1: It's for mature children and immature adults. 

   Release date is TBD and soon-ish. 

   For now, please play along with this Sneak Peek Series Game. 

The person with the most correct answers will get a free autographed copy. I'll refrain from stating whether you're right or wrong, until we get to the end.  It's okay if more than one of you are correct. But the first who's right, gets an extra-credit point. [Apologies to the very few people who can't play along, because you already know the particulars.]

Question (1) What creature is this?

Question (2) Where is this creature?
and/or What is this creature doing?
















Artwork by Steve Ferchaud, with his permission to post but no permission to copy, steal, replicate and/or blah blah blah. Thanks. =)


Have an uplifting week, dears, as April spins into May.
Be good to yourselves.

Desperately Seeking

My Dear Sillies,
   Rest assured, you need not invest any effort into finding your soulmate. They will find you!
   This fine gentleman, Welton Carthen, found...not me (I never have such luck), but my and our dear friend, Alex J. Cavanaugh. Yeah, he follows Alex. We can't fault his taste. He wants the best.
   Thanks for sharing him with me, Alex. Not that way. Sheesh, people. Alex and Mrs. Ninja are doing just fine. As for Welton and I, well, things were getting serious until I was distracted by a young Russian beauty.

@welton_carthen I am a single man and not married I am looking for a good woman to spend the rest of my life with ,let talk So has to get to know more about each other

Desperate Russian Girls Looking for Dates To: You

You're looking for me, sweetie? Because I was kinda getting serious with Welton. I see that you wrote to ME, though. YES!! And you're only 29, honey. And you live only 12 km from "the city." Really, Marina? You're 12 km from Chico? That's amazing! Wait, you're 176cm in height? Oooh, I'm afraid I, uh, I'm intimidated. But surely, someone like you is desperate. The struggle is real, isn't it? May this free advertising help! Don't worry. It'll happen some day, babe. That's what they keep telling me. Not everyone is focused on looks. Some people like thick, black eyebrows too. *blowing her a kiss.*