When will it end? Why did I sign up? Why do I have so many wonderful followers when I'm such a wackadoodle? Why is Harry Potter wasting his charm and skills on Trump's head? He's cursing the Trump, we wish, want and will make it so. This WaverlyWizardoo will make things right where all orange evil is concerned. We're promised. And how can we not trust this Waverly Wizard? Look, even Trump is beginning to wonder if he shouldn't have purchased those golf bags on which he had these words engraved in gold: "President Trump, Dicktator of the Universe. I'm rich. I have billions. And I'm smart. I'm rilly smart."
Wait, will Martha steal his thunder, or will she erupt some thunder of her own?
I'm Martha Stewart, and I like to keep things neat and tidy. So I've created Martha Stewart's
Wafer-thin Windex Wipes for Wild Nights.
Use them prematurely, during, or immediately after an unsightly mess
ensues from a rough and wild night of passionate sex (alone, in the
company of a well-endowed blow-up doll, or with a paid escort).
