*I can't imagine what else they might be good for. Can you?
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REASON #368: family man and a thrusworthy friend to have.
Gotta admit, I like a man who’s thrusworthy.
REASON #369: im
just looking for someone to do things
You
haven’t found one, huh? The world’s getting lazy, ain’t it?
REASON #370: you
don't half to look no more
You’re
my better half? Are you related to the guy who says we should whole ass one
thing? Or the one who’s a full-time dad 50% of the time? Do you even half
siblings or half-siblings, bro?
REASON #371: i
am looking for gril friend
Don’t
you need a good, hard poker for that?
REASON #372: Are
you down?
Sometimes,
sweetie, like when I miss loved ones who died, contemplate the fate of
human existence, and read personal ads.
REASON #373: Cape
Diem!!
Woohoo!!
Have I met my soul mate in an Underdog fan? Mighty Mouse? Batman’s “little
buddy”? *smirk* Cape Diem to you too, Boy Wonder!!
REASON #374: looking
for a great adventue
Pee-wee
Heman’s?
REASON #375: *Insert
cleaverness here*
Okay:
*Ward, I think you were too hard on the Beaver last night.*
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Keep a smile, and a stash of chocolate in the event of emergencies or non-emergencies.
HAPPY 2016, my sillies!!
