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REASON #351:
LIBERALS
NEED NOT SEND A MESSAGE CAUSE I WILL BLOCK YOU…Thank goodness!...NO HIPPIES EITHER OF FAT GIRLS...No? How about hippies of skinny guys like Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp, or
Quagmire? Giggity giggity!
REASON #352:
hopless
romantic looking for love
Hopless?
You walk with a limp? You’re allergic to beer? Or is scooting more your thing?
REASON #353:
My
spoon is too big!!!
Sorry,
babe, but that doesn’t make up for an extra small egg-beater.
REASON #354:
Are
pickles a vegetable?
I
don’t know, but they work better than bananas.
REASON #355:
I'M
a very good skateboarder
Now,
that’s what I’m looking for in a man over 40!
REASON #356:
Hear
I am
Um?
I sea that.
REASON #357:
Squirters
are fun if tasteful
Sweetie,
let me break it down for you like this: It’s never tasteful.
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Keep a smile, my friends!
