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Wednesday, February 1, 2023

It's February, and You Know What That Means!

It's February, my Sillies!

You know what that means, right? Yep, it's time to rev up your creative, hateful anti-Valentine's Day braincells. Life by Chocolate's Annual Valentine's Hatefest is on! You'll vote on the winner, and they'll receive a very generous sweet treat package.

  • Post on your blog with a link to mine, or post in the comments below, your silliest and most hateful anti-Valentine's sentiment in up to 16 words.
  • It's fine if you've won before. But you may only submit 2 entries max
  • Must be a Life by Chocolate follower. 
Now, to get you in the mood (for something unmentionable):

24 comments:

  1. A dozen roses
    A box of chocolates
    Drain the pennies from your pockets
    No lips to kiss
    No need to want her
    Until you can appease the corporate monster


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    1. That could use an edit...but oh well. Already hit publish. LOL

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    2. Thank you, hon. Our first entry. Would you be able to scale it down to 15 words? I'd HATE to disqualify you.

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    3. Although, I have already won before, so a disqualification is all right with me. And I'm not wanting to compete with you dead, I'm alone in bed. The bar is so high after that.

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    1. Grab some Hot Tamales and get those braincells churning, Alex!

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  3. Since my human won your contest last year, I have STRICTLY FORBIDDEN her from entering again this year. She just gets TOO INSUFFERABLE FOR WORDS when her pathetic doggerel gets any kind of plaudits. She's ALWAYS trying to steal MY LIMELIGHT like the NEEDY NARCISSIST she is, so I have been FORCED to put down my PAW and REIN HER IN. You're welcome, all of you.

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    1. Haha. Oh, HRH, I must admit to knowing what you mean about your human's insuffereable abilities with words. Oh, you said "too insufferable for words." Oops, well, that's very generous of you. We love you both, but we love her more. Now, I'm off to look into the meaning of "doggerel" and "plaudits." Cheers.

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  4. With you dead I am alone in my bed,.
    ready to enjoy Valentine's Day.
    At last.

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    1. Excellent. Okay, I just set the word max at 16 (not 15). Thanks, EC!

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    2. I love this one. The "at last" makes it perfect. I laughed out loud Elephant's Child and had to comment now.

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  5. Your heart, a blender, and I'm ready for the day.

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    1. Ha! Good one, Mike. I feel hope it's a worthy (er, unworthy) victim.
      Thanks!

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  6. No flowers
    No chocolate
    Just Minions
    You fool!

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    1. Haha. Excellent punch at the end. Thank you for entering, Diane. This is already fun.

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  7. I would normally let such a contest pass me by... but since there is chocolate involved, I should think of something.

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    1. I agree, Jeff, and I look forward to your contribution. I go all out for my winners, too.

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  8. Somewhere my love, there will be songs to sing
    Although not with you because you stink! Dumb ding-a-ling.

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    1. Lmao. Oh, honey, could you drop a few words to cut it to 16 (or I'll take liberties)? I really want to enter this one! Thank you.

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  9. Love is a killer
    It taints the brain
    Hershey kisses are poison
    Valentine's Day - insane

    (that's my entry. Next is a personal bonus)

    But I love you Robyn - you are the best.
    You've got your guy
    Do not protest
    Valentine's answers a why...

    oh love, it's nuts
    there's just no reason
    embrace the day
    no, it's not treason

    Hugs my friend (just not Hershey)

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    1. Thanks so much, Joanne. There's so many bonuses here and to your friendship - especially because I haven't always been the easiest friend. But you keep shining.
      No Hersheys. Now that's treason.

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