Thank you for 2MILLION+ views! I Love You Times A Million Times Two!

 My Sillies! My Sillies! We did it. We broke 2M pageviews! It took approximately 17 persistent and spunky years, peppered by visits from creepsterinos who like a good erotic hashtag (as everyone should), and YOU. You came. You stayed. You played. You returned. 
   As the numbers crept closer to 2M, Jennifer Lopez hit it home for us - in all her hotness and incomparable wisdom: "I judge people by their smell." That JLo. 

  Here's a screenshot of yesterday's pageview number.

Here's an ecstatic me: 

   Below you might find a video recording of an ecstatic me (my status quo, without chocolate even). I'm unsure you'll be able to play it. You see, my tech skills have improved A LOT but -clearly-not enough.   
   Also, I find it harder to share vids here than it used to be. Or is it just me?

I LOVE YOU!  I THANK YOU! I WOULDN'T BE A DOUBLE MILLIONAIRESS WITHOUT YOU!

New Year's Erotica

Dear Sillies,

2020 didn't like this erotic welcome. It didn't rise to the occasion. How much flaccidity can a gal take? Must've been something I wore or failed to wear. We'll see if 2021 gets there. (Sorry for my laziness with this and all re-posts, friends. I am trying to pen a new poem. And finish a book...Like everything else this year, my projects are moving slower than sloth-like.)

We (almost) made it. Perhaps, we did make it to 2021 as you read this. Best news of all: We made it through together, from various points around the globe. 

Together, another year! Thank you, my Sillies.

Be good to yourselves. You're worth more than you know (to me alone).

Stay silly and get some naughty indulgences in too. 

I love you.