Here comes Hanukkah
So much funukkah
To celebrate Hanukkah
The Festival of Lights
Instead of one day of presents
We have eight crazy nights!
Without a Christmas tree
Here's a list of people who are Jewish
Just like you and me
So does James Caan, Kirk Douglas and the late Dina Shore-ah
Put them together, what a fine looking Jew!
Cause you can spin a dreidel with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock (both Jewish!)
Its time for Hanukkah
The owner of the Seattle Supersonic-ahs
But guess who is?: Hall-of-famer Rod Carew (he converted)
Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish - not too shabby!
Well he's not, but guess who is?: All three Stooges!
So many Jews are in showbiz
Its time you celebrate Hanukkah
I hope I get a harmonica
On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah
And smoke your marijuani-kkah
If you really, really wanna-kkha
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Hanukkah