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Thursday, February 14, 2019

The Date to Hate Contest Winner!

Dear Sillies, 
   The polls closed late into the night last night. Votes were tallied and re-tallied. It was a close struggle. We suspect possible Russian collusion, but we know our citizens are good with some fowl (or in this case, goat) play. So now, I present to you this year's Life by Chocolate's Anti-VDay Winning slogan - the best of the worst attempts to seduce:

Baby, 
I am ready to float your boat.
I've been practicing for years 
on my pet goat. 

Our winner is our very own, the one and the only, a friend to all...felines and goats, Mr. Pat Hatt!
Thank you to all who entered.
Congratulations, Pat! Pat Hatt will receive a nice, sweet WINNER'S package!
Sympathies to your pet goat. 
Sweetness to you, my dears, today and always.
You are loved.  
   

29 comments:

  1. A well-deserved win for bestiality! Congrats to fellow Canuck versifier Pat Hatt!

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    1. Yeah, this one's a failed seduction if ever there was one - except where the goat is concerned.
      Thanks, Holli.

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  3. PS Pat Hatt, kindly message me at Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com. Thanks!

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  4. Score another one for the goat. The gift that just keeps on giving...or receiving.

    Message at your blog address?

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    1. Haha. I'm silly. You did message me here at my blog address. DOH. I'm otherwise at Rawknrobyn@aol.com.
      Thank you, Pat!

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  5. Congratulations,Pat! Do you give your goat anything special for V-Day?

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  6. Well deserving!! Pat is always good for a smile!

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    1. He's amazing, amusing, and animal abusing, that Pat Hatt.
      Thanks, Elizabeth!

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  7. Pat is too funny. A deserving winner. Check out my blog for today 2/14 - I salute you my friend

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  8. Well-deserved win! Congratulations, Pat!

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    1. We should all send sympathy cards to the goat.
      Have a good weekend, Connie.

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  9. LOL....oh my I'll never think of a goat quite the same again. Congrats to Pat. We need to see pictures of the sweets he won in your next post.

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    1. Yes. I did some shopping today. I'm hoping maybe he'll post photos. Or maybe I will.
      Have a great weekend and new week, Sandy.

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  10. PETA should be called in about Pat's goat! Congratulations, Pat.

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    1. PETA's going after Pat Hatt
      Next he best guard the cat
      And that poor goat deserves a break
      How much Pat can one pet take?
      Jeff I hope your week is great.

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  11. I hate to ask, but...ummm...Pat's honey was definitely a female goat, right? Named something like Emanuelle and not Buster? Because otherwise my religious views would keep me from decorating their wedding cake.

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    1. Hahaha. That's hilarious, Margaret. I love your response! Yes, we'll go with female. Rest assured, and with your conscience eased, you can freely decorate that wedding cake for a heterosexual couple. Or so I'm guessing.

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    1. Yes, congrats to Pat for that
      He deserves his prize stat.

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