Thank you for all the laughs this past year. They're the gift that keeps on giving. I suspect that my giggly delirium can be heard from miles away, when I create these collages.
And now, Life by Chocolate's most weirdly fun comments of the year. Stay tuned for 1-2 more installments.
Keep on laughing.
Take care.
I love ya.
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Pickleope Von Pickleope said You
can't seduce people to sell their souls if you look like Steve Bannon. Geo. said I'm cute as a button.
Pat Hatt said lmao make
sure they are ripe bananas though, those
old ones may hang rather low.
Birgit said Reminds me of my high school. My math teacher came on to me and I had to take his arm off me, I got a D in his class. It was a catholic school so priests and nuns ran about. One priest loved it when the girls sat on his lap, another was caught with the mayor of the city tied up naked in Buffalo. They picked up 2 male prostitutes and were taken for a ride..They also scammed the school out of $20,000 from the lottery that was run. The principal, Father Leblanc, was charged with child porn in 2013 Janie Junebug said Damn, that's good! I need a Willy Dunne Wooters' visit now. Love, JanieMitchell is Moving said Wishing you the real thing (not frozen, but just as stiff) really soon.mail4rosey said I'm not sure those underwear would be a good fit for me.
Birgit said Reminds me of my high school. My math teacher came on to me and I had to take his arm off me, I got a D in his class. It was a catholic school so priests and nuns ran about. One priest loved it when the girls sat on his lap, another was caught with the mayor of the city tied up naked in Buffalo. They picked up 2 male prostitutes and were taken for a ride..They also scammed the school out of $20,000 from the lottery that was run. The principal, Father Leblanc, was charged with child porn in 2013 Janie Junebug said Damn, that's good! I need a Willy Dunne Wooters' visit now. Love, JanieMitchell is Moving said Wishing you the real thing (not frozen, but just as stiff) really soon.mail4rosey said I'm not sure those underwear would be a good fit for me.
Debra She Who Seeks
said Yes,
this has wet my whistle for the bar
brawl!
Pickleope Von Pickleope said I kept
waiting for dongs and sex but you did it, you made it through an entire poem
without erotic imagery. Elephant's Child
said Small you may be, but none the less
potentially very, very dangerous. Anthony J. Langford said It's a
freakin' jungle out there! Debra She Who Seeks said Shakespeare
is so jealous that HE didn't write "Oh God-iva, my Ding Dong
dream!vaiybora said Nice article great
post comment information thanks for sharing
Love this mashup! These are all so weirdly hilarious when read together!
ReplyDeleteI love it, too. It wouldn't be so weirdly hilarious without your contributions, Debra.
DeleteLove your comment collage. And feel honoured to be included.
ReplyDeleteI love it, too!! Am I in part two?
DeleteYay. Of course, EC. You've been my most loyal and astute.
DeleteNot sure, fishducky. We shall see, though I have few comments from you this year. And you're kinda a more stable person around here. I know, how scary is that? Haha.
That story Birgit told is scary and chilling. Eegads.
ReplyDeleteI know. I can only laugh. But it's highly disturbing. Birgit has some books up her sleeve, I think.
DeleteBirgit's comment is hilarious. Those priests can be a scary bunch. Did you watch The Keepers on Netflix?
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
I didn't, Janie. I'm glad for that. Yikes.
DeleteLove.
Right now, Birgit's comment is the big winner. Who could make up stuff like that?
ReplyDeleteI've been thinking the same, Alex. It's definitely the biggest winner. Birgit is a winner too.
DeleteRather humorous when read together. Birgit sure pointed out a good reason to avoid priests.
ReplyDeleteHaha. Right? Yikes. Thank Moses, I'm Jewish.
DeleteFun comments. Thanks for sharing.
ReplyDeleteThese are the funnest.
DeleteAhhh...thank you for posting my comment which is 100% true! I didn’t even tell you about the former chief of police who played the safety elephant who was also into child porn, the transvestite who went to my university who killed a Hamilton university prof, the man who runs his truck into the front of the university, went up to the top floor and claimed he was Jesus or the men who used the mall washrooms to have fun with each other.
ReplyDeleteI think you have a book or several to get moving on, Birgit. You're my big winner here. You always keep me laughing, even though the info is terrible. I thank and love you for that.
DeleteBirgit, you need to spend more time writing about these stories on your blog. They're horrifying and hilarious at the same time.
DeleteYes, she really needs to. Oh my - those stories!
DeleteLet's keep nagging her about it.
HAHAHA! What a (wonderfully) crazy bunch :)
ReplyDeleteI agree, Martha.
DeleteThank you.
Haha that's gold - how on earth did you find them all? If I'd known, I would have thought of better quips! lol
ReplyDeleteLove you too Robyn!
xo
All of your found me. How on earth, I don't know, but I'm sure glad for it. "It's a jungle out there" serves us just fine.
Deletexo
What a great collection of wisdom and advice! Reading all that and knowing that it is 15F and sunny in Ulaanbaatar today makes me feel blessed.
ReplyDeleteOh man, it's not too late for me to work in "15F in Ulaanbaatar" for the next collage. I might need to, Jono. Stay warm and of good cheer.
DeleteLOL...some of those are priceless. Hard to believe it's almost the end of the year. Truly can't believe how fast it's gone.
ReplyDeleteSandy's Space
Time seems to speed up over time, doesn't it?
DeleteThank you, Sandy.
"Geo. said I'm cute as a button." Well, I am.
ReplyDeleteYou sure are, Geo. Wink.
Deleteit does take a village to complete the world of Robyn. Very funny and oh so naughty. You have great writers reading and commenting on your blog.
ReplyDeleteYou're near the top of that list, Joanne.
DeleteEnjoy the season.
Never a dull moment from your readers. :)
ReplyDeleteNot ever. =)
DeletePS I'm collecting old posts for my current writing, catching up on comments from long ago. Thank you.