My Dear Sillies,
To those who celebrate Christmas, may it be extra merry with a dash of naughty.
To those who don't celebrate Christmas, may it be extra merry with a ton of naughty. (Santa's skipping our chimneys anyway.)
Love and cheer, my friends.
Smiling. And not thanking you. It is already to hot here, and you have just raised the ambient temperature a notch or two...
ReplyDeleteOh no. Scroll down to see Martha Stewart. That should take things to frigid temps, EC.
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Who needs a silent night anyway? Those are far less fun. As long as things are kept below needing earplug levels lol
ReplyDeleteRight. Why be "holy"? What's to gain?
DeleteLet's all get naughty and profane!
Such brilliant poetry! You can have Santa . . . I'll keep Mrs Claus occupied!
ReplyDeleteHa! Mrs. Claus never had such a hot offer. Move over, Vixen. She's done with you.
DeleteMay the raucous joy of the season be yours, Robyn. Beware of strange gifts coming in the mail. You just never know...
ReplyDeleteI'll keep an eye out, Jono.
DeleteMail is extra slow these days.
Stay hot and cheery, never dreary
Enjoy it all in naughty ways.
Screams of delight, they fill the night
ReplyDeletea Caroling we go, ho ho ho
You are too clever my dear girl
our heads do whirl
you bring laughter to all
Take a bow, grab a chocolate, may your dreams come to call
Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, Throw in a Kwanzaa, or
just all the best to you, my dear friend!
Your rhyme's a delight.
Deleteand makes me smile bright.
You're one of my best.
Merry Xmas, dear friend
May the year have a fab end
And the New One be better
With not one ugly sweater.
Oops, I did not rhyme with "best"
DeleteBut I meant all the rest
It wasn't a test
Sometimes my braincells just rest
like a silent night in the day
Oh what can I say?
I best stop this now
with a klutzy bow
There'll be no encore
Don't want the audience to snore.
You are so naughty! That's why I love you. I think I'll have to read this poem to WDW.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
Give my love to WDW. And by "give my love," you know what I mean. He'll thank you and me after he smokes a pack.
DeletePS I love you too.
I always love these. Thanks for making my holidays "spicy" this year. I hope you have very Happy Holidays.
ReplyDeleteThank you, Stephen. You too.
DeleteDear Robyn, thank you for this holiday gift! A tribute to all who are both "naughty and nice" (rhymes with "checking it twice")and human. Santa Claus is coming to town. All best wishes to you!
ReplyDeleteMay Santa be good to you, Geo. He's forgiving of naughtiness, because of his time with Rudolph and stuff that he doesn't like to talk about. Smiles.
DeleteOne of your best, Robyn! Cheers, Wilma
ReplyDeleteThis one is actually, my personal fave. Thanks, Wilma.
DeleteAll good things to you.
Hehehe...you bad (good) girl :)
ReplyDeleteSometimes it's good to be bad.
DeleteThanks, and Merry Xmas, Martha.
I hope you and your family are having a wonderful holiday full of good food and good cheer.
ReplyDeleteHave a very Merry Christmas, and we wish you all the best in the New Year, too!
Thank you! Greetings to you in Japan.
DeleteOMG, Santa's Christmas just got hotter and naughtier. Love this poem. Although I feel like I shouldn't? LOL
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas, my dear!
It's alright, Lux. Santa likes your naughty side. Smiles and cheer.
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Oh, no, I've already quoted you twice, Vaiybora. Yes, do use all of this professional information in future, and report back to me! We'd all like to hear about your use of my expertise. Post pictures and videos too, kindly. Thank you.
DeleteYou're a Jew, too. So's one of the Moore lawyers!!! Do you know each other?
ReplyDeleteHe's probably a distant cousin, though I don't like to admit it, Mitchell. And all lawyers are Jews, right? Oy vey. It's meshugenah.
DeleteI never know what I will find here--except a smile is almost always guaranteed. Haha!
ReplyDeleteHaha brilliant.
ReplyDeleteAnd deliciously naughty. Love it.
xo
(or xXx)
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