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Tuesday, December 29, 2015

Life by Chocolate's Year in Review, Starring YOU!! Part I.


We’ve come full circus, my dears. I now present: Life by Chocolate's Year in Review for 2015, part one. It all began with the Trumpster...How scary is that?

Jacquelineand said I'd call him a dickhead but that would be an insult to penises (or would that be penii?) everywhere.
A Beer For The Shower said I just want to let it be known that scientists discovered a breed of caterpillar that looks like Donald Trump's hair. So yes, his hair's real. And it's literally alive. BnB linked us to this image: http://images.natureworldnews.com/data/images/full/1626/donald-trump-caterpillar.jpg?w=600

Naturally, Trump preceded more Reasons for Celibacy.

Elizabeth Seckman said I can't get past this: PALISTINIAN HOOKER FROM THE GAAZA STRIP CLUB AFTER THE FACT...the nurturer in me wants to know just how many times has this happened to this guy?
Bouncin Barb said One word...DUMBASSES
Dixie@dcrelief said REASON #334: there is no spoon...My goodness, Robyn, you have no idea how many times I've heard this, and wanted to shout: You little boy-men, how can you beat ya meat, if you can't find a spoon to eat your pudding??!!

Theresa Mahoney said I'd go out with him once for shits and giggles. Who knows, he could be fun in the bedroom too. Doesn't sound like he'd say no to a little role play action. Theresa was referring to this guy:  “I’m banned for life after firing a plastic arrow into the owner’s eye’s on Halloween, while dressed as Cupid.”

Elephant's Child said Alone is less lonely, and infinitely more hygenic it seems. And definitely more literate.
CWMartin said "Whole ass one thing..."This guy should be a motivational speaker at my job!
  
Martie invaded my blog in April, and she won’t f*n leave.  
 
Michael D'Agostino said Great rack for a mature woman

Alex J. Cavanaugh said Sorry Martha, not even if you were the last *bleeping* woman on earth…

Al Penwasser said Immature men enjoy a *bleep* now and then, too. 
Stephen Hayes said There should be a law against people who tootle.

Debra She Who Seeks said And that bitch Gwyneth Paltrow simply steam cleans hers!

Joanne said We'll all be struck by lightning one of these days.

To be continued...

33 comments:

  1. What grows on the caterpillar should stay with the caterpillar. And I don't believe Donald is EVER going to turn into a butterfly.

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  2. Trump's hair really is alive!
    Dixie's comment wins for me.
    Thanks for including mine. Glad I said bleeping and not something else...

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    1. No, but we can read between the lines. Thanks for unleashing your fun and silly side at Life by Chocolate, Alex. We're all the better for it.

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  3. Mr. Whole Ass One Thing as a motivational speaker - brilliant! LOL

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  4. Have you seen that meme on FB with a guinea pig holding a stick with his stuff wrapped in fabric tied to the end of the stick saying, 'donald trump's hair goes in search of a new home' or something like that? hahaha

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    1. That's great. I love it. Haven't seen it yet, JoJo, but thank you for the image. I think. Smiles.

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  5. lol for a moment there I thought Theresa was referring to Trump, whew haha some fun ones indeed, remember many.

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  6. In a youtube clip I recall seeing Trumps hair rockin back and forth, so it must be alive!

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  7. Thanks for the laughs (from you and those who comment). Have a wonderful New Year.

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  8. OK-I never knew Trump wore a caterpillar on his head. Very funny stuff

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  9. Mr. Trump's hair is quite real. It's the rest of the creature I'm not sure about.

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  10. Must say you get some hilarious comments!

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  11. Hahahaha..this cracked me up! I was proud that one single word of mine made it to your fabulous blog!! :-)

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  12. Well now I'm wondering about the plural status of the male anatomy. Is it 'penises' or 'penii?' Of course I'm scared to Google either of those terms, lol

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    1. Rosey, I've never seen more than one penis at a time, but I think it's penises. Still, I prefer penii (or batteries and an adult toy).

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    2. I'd go with penises too, but penii sounds so fancy ;)

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    3. I know. It sounds like you'll get a bonus swirl. Doesn't it?

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  13. This has been a year of wee bitty penii days... but your blog definitely gave me a laugh today. Thanks for helping me wind up the year right! Sending you huge hugs and chocolate kisses. =)

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    1. You've had way too many penii days, Jacq. Out damn penii, out, I say! Go away and leave our dear Jacq alone. Much love and healing strength. You've been a light in dim times (and brighter times) for me too.

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  14. BAHAHAHA...this is why I love the blogging world :)

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  15. Ha! My song reference is "Another Brick in the Wall," by Pink Floyd. You're too kind! The actual song verse is a question, "how can you have any pudding, if you don't eat your meat?" Thank you.

    Happy, mostly accepted, possibly toyed with, Gregorian New Year!!!

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    1. Funny, I know and like that song, but I never heard those lyrics. Your spun them through that ad with brilliance, Dixie. Thank you.

      And I appreciate thoughts of being mostly accepted and possibly toyed with this year.

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  16. I like Trump, he's got balls and hair... from top to bottom... tee-hee. Honest he scares the crap out of me, which might be a good thing... Martha Stewart is dead sexy... or is that Tony, maybe Kristin...

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  17. For some reason, I'm strangely aroused by that picture of Martha Stewart.
    I think I need help.

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    1. I think you and Jeremy need help. And that's why I love you guys. You're so darn weird.

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  18. Love the Trump caterpillar. Hahahaha! :D

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  19. Hahaha. Trump's hair is awesome! That one is, by far, my favorite.

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