Life by Chocolate's Year in Review, Starring YOU!! Part I.

We’ve come full circus, my dears. I now present: Life by Chocolate's Year in Review for 2015, part one. It all began with the Trumpster...How scary is that?

Jacquelineand said I'd call him a dickhead but that would be an insult to penises (or would that be penii?) everywhere.

A Beer For The Shower said I just want to let it be known that scientists discovered a breed of caterpillar that looks like Donald Trump's hair. So yes, his hair's real. And it's literally alive. BnB linked us to this image:

Naturally, Trump preceded more Reasons for Celibacy.

Elizabeth Seckman said I can't get past this: PALISTINIAN HOOKER FROM THE GAAZA STRIP CLUB AFTER THE FACT...the nurturer in me wants to know just how many times has this happened to this guy?

Bouncin Barb said One word...DUMBASSES
Dixie@dcrelief said REASON #334: there is no spoon...My goodness, Robyn, you have no idea how many times I've heard this, and wanted to shout: You little boy-men, how can you beat ya meat, if you can't find a spoon to eat your pudding??!!

Theresa Mahoney said I'd go out with him once for shits and giggles. Who knows, he could be fun in the bedroom too. Doesn't sound like he'd say no to a little role play action. Theresa was referring to this guy:  “I’m banned for life after firing a plastic arrow into the owner’s eye’s on Halloween, while dressed as Cupid.”

Elephant's Child said Alone is less lonely, and infinitely more hygenic it seems. And definitely more literate.

CWMartin said "Whole ass one thing..."This guy should be a motivational speaker at my job!
  
Martie invaded my blog in April, and she won’t f*n leave.  

 

Michael D'Agostino said Great rack for a mature woman

Alex J. Cavanaugh said Sorry Martha, not even if you were the last *bleeping* woman on earth…

Al Penwasser said Immature men enjoy a *bleep* now and then, too. 
Stephen Hayes said There should be a law against people who tootle.

Debra She Who Seeks said And that bitch Gwyneth Paltrow simply steam cleans hers!

Joanne said We'll all be struck by lightning one of these days.

To be continued...