So find a gal and marry her. Then next, go spread your seed.
I don’t like bars or techno-raves.
Mom, I can’t even twerk.
Now come give your Mama a kiss.
Columstein and Pocahantusky were sharing risqué texts.
Maccabee Chorus: They were sharing risqué texts.
Maccabee Chorus: We’d be one sorry lot.
Now go enjoy Thanksgivukkah. And do your very best
to make the most of what you need,
and share all of the rest.
I forgot a couple footnotes, and I don't know how to slip them in without messing this all up - as if it's not already messed up (in more ways than one). Truthful info:
The Maccabees were a small band of Jews that fought and won a battle against the Egyptians/Syrians for religious freedom. Dreidles are the spinning tops we play with on Hanukah. Hanukkah begins on Wednesday night.
On both holidays, we celebrate miracles; religious freedom, and all the freedoms and blessings we take for granted in our privileged segment of the world. It's sentiment we can all embrace, so Happy Thanksgivukkah to you!