REASON #277: looking for my maybe more
Sorry. I’m looking for my definitely more, please don’t stop anytime soon.
REASON #278: nice gay
What’s a nice gay like you doing on a non-progressive website looking for a woman?
REASON #279: noting to do
Yeah, me too. Lots of noting. So are you a pantser or a plotter?
REASON #280: looking for sexy woman that is down.
Sexy and depressed? I can do that! Call me, honey. Wink.
REASON #281: im down are you down
Wow, I didn’t know so many men liked down women. I am down, sweetie, especially upon reading these ads. Meet me at the Paradise Dive Bar. We’ll do our tax returns, discuss the rapidly growing homeless sector, review Gore’s power-point presentation on global warming, and ponder the inevitable downfall of the Disney child. I can't wait!
REASON #282: some of y'all are more stuck up than tampons
Oh yeah? Well some of y’all are more dense than a Tolsty trilogy.
REASON #283: single cuntry man
Whoa dude. That’s a rather offensive way to say that you only boink one woman at a time.
REASON #284: Lets grab a 5 gallon bucket of fudge and chat!!
Okay. What are you having?
REASON #285:Como estas that's spanish for I like your face
Adios amigos that’s Spanish for “No thanks. Can you tell me where the bathroom is?”