OOPS, I NOW REALIZE I [UNINTENTIONALLY] BROKE THE RULES. WE ONLY HAD 25 WORDS THIS WEEK. YIKES. SORRY. I SHOULD'VE ENDED THIS AT "GIVE", but then none of us would've gotten hot.
Sweep me away.
No treats, just tricks for you today.
Fill my bag with all you've got
It's what you give that makes me hot.
You're ugly too.
My zombie freak,
My favorite shrew.
I love and fear you just the same.
Your candy corns scream out my name.
Now hide your face beneath a mask.
Let's nail down this dreaded task
And score and score until the dawn
We'll lick and chew til candy's gone.
I find that strangely arousing...ReplyDelete
Is it me or is it getting hot in here?ReplyDelete
Oh yes yes YES!ReplyDelete
I LOVE IT!
Whoa! Or shall I say oh wow! I brought the hubs a chocolate candy bar with jalapeno pepper in it and I think this described the feeling he got from eating the candy bar! Hee hee!~AmesReplyDelete
Robyn, I have a sudden urge for something...ReplyDelete
Oh my, um, well, I'm a bit flustered myself. I LOVE YOU all and your comments! I'm laughing a lot right now as I catch a bit of fresh air myself.ReplyDelete
Phew, I tell ya, celibacy affects a gal in frightening ways.
Ames, those chocolates with peppers are THE BEST. Is it Lindt? That's my favorite.
Happy, happy Halloween!
Way to rock the prompt, Robyn!ReplyDelete
Melted in my pants--not in my hands!!! WOW!!!!ReplyDelete
Ahem. Need a cold shower now. And a bag of candy corn.ReplyDelete
I'll have what she's having!ReplyDelete
This was a bit...stirring...
haha...I was looking for a tasteful comment to make...but then I read YOUR comment...so, guess I needn't say more... LOL. ODing on Halloween candy muddles the brain...ReplyDelete
OMG! Arousing is just not the word! You are sooooo HOT! Does this post come with melted chocolate???ReplyDelete
Because of your hot poem I can set aside my Viagra, for awhile!ReplyDelete
omg, hot hot hot .... Robyn this post was so much fun!ReplyDelete
Love it. I really enjoyed this one. Great work.ReplyDelete
"My favourite shrew" is something I'm going to have to steal, Robyn. It's the perfect first line for so much of my correspondence.ReplyDelete
Clever and fun Halloween-poem for grown-ups!
After clicking to your page, I was so inspired, that I just had to cut myself a piece of chocolate fudge! Yummy! Whenever I think of chocolate, I think of you and your blog!
Thanks for visiting my post.
With hugs from,
For the benefit of other readers:
Anna's SC wk 78 'A Study in Black'
Rules are made to be broken – thanks for the hot Halloween treat!ReplyDelete
LOL MORE chocolate...yes pleaseeeeee.ReplyDelete
What a fun read :)
I love this so much, nice writing as always Robyn, your blogs are excellent.ReplyDelete
I was expecting any kind of picture :DReplyDelete
You rock...now that's said in a good way, ok!!...Double entendre that gave the hots but for some chocolate. ;)ReplyDelete
No need to be tasteful at Life by Chocolate, anita.ReplyDelete
Judie, steaming hot chocolate for you, dear.
Stephen, tell your wife I said "You're welcome."
Draven, thanks so much. Good to see you here.
Thank you all.
Hope your bag fills with all the best stuff. Take this as you like.
Nope, there is NO way this could have been said with 25 words! You gave me several laughs with this piece. Thanks! laurie @ReplyDelete
yeah! a bit stirring?!ReplyDelete
Christopher Moore has written a trilogy of vampire novels, two of which are titled Bite Me and You Suck. Anyway, this made me laugh, "oopsie" on the rules or no!ReplyDelete
Caught me with "erotica."ReplyDelete
Kept me with "candy."
Yeah, sadly, I'm that easy.
You are one crazy gal...ReplyDelete
I am off sugar now, so the only thing I suck is...well...too perverted to print...
love ya sister from another mister!
Jaq, I don't read vampire books or their titles so I'm just wanting to be clear that I didn't steal from him. (Not that you're insinuating that.) I guess weird minds think alike.ReplyDelete
Al, I know you're easy. I mean, I don't "know" in the biblical sense. And I don't mean easy in the sexual sense, though I imagine you are. Not that I fantasize about you...oy vey. Why did you get me started?!
love ya all.
You've made me melt. :-)ReplyDelete
Lol. Nicely done, Robyn. :)ReplyDelete
Uh ... my chocolate just melted - Thanks a lot!!! Good job of weaving all those Halloweenie words!! W.C.C.ReplyDelete
I will be sure to have lots of chocolate if I'm expecting you to come trick or treating at my door. ;-)ReplyDelete
My LAND! This was awesome. I think I need a minute alone now. 'Scuse me...ReplyDelete
In my younger days, I used to be easy. Oh, who am I kidding?ReplyDelete
Nowadays, a stiff wind starts the countdown sequence.
But, I usually fall asleep quicker.
Thanks for another laugh, Al. You never fail. (I bet your wife tells you that all the time.)ReplyDelete
Thanks, friends. Enjoy the hot, sweet stuff. ;-)
Chocolerotica? Very hilarious Robyn. Loved it!ReplyDelete
Come back and take a look at my photos, if/when you have the time.
Anna's SC wk 78 'A Study in Black'
I need a candy corn fix stat! Why didn't I see this earlier...What if the stores are sold out? John McElveen said it best! JulieReplyDelete
Very very good!ReplyDelete
I love it, Robyn. I will never look at Halloween the same again. You are too funny. And your imagination is too cool. :)ReplyDelete
LOL!! You are so funny....and yet so incorrigible! You crack me up, lady. Luv ya!ReplyDelete
Oh yeah! Give me some...candy!ReplyDelete
Yikes. Never do that do a woman in menopause. I was already having a hot flash before you started!!!!!ReplyDelete
This was great!
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