Quiet down, boys and girls. I just received this letter from the School Bored:Dear Mrs. Life by Chocolate,
We noticed that your students' standardized test scores could not be found. We searched well below the mean, median, and mode. Look lady, it does not suffice to send us their cute profile pictures and tell us how smart they are for following your silly blog. No, no. You must administer the following quiz pronto. Otherwise, we'll cut you off of that nasty chocolate pudding served in the school cafeteria. We know you like that stuff.
Sincerely,
Superintendent Dwayne Schneider
Well, I always thought Dwayne was a sexy superintendent, so I'm going to hit you up with this quiz. Sharpen those #2 pencils, or take your typewriters out. There will be no cheating. You can send your answers to my email or drop them off in the comments section. Good luck.
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1) Cocoa butter (fat) comprises what percentage of the cocoa bean?
A) 23%
B) 33%
C) 43%
D) 53%
2) Milk chocolate that is properly stored does not typically last longer than
A) 7 months
B) 9 months
C) 11months
D) 13 years
3) True or False: Valentine's Day is celebrated widely in Saudi Arabia.
4) United States standards require that milk chocolate contains a minimum of what percentage of cocoa solids?
A) 10%
B) 15%
C) 30%
D) 45%
5) Chocolate that "seizes" does what?
A) cools to room temperature
B) heats to a boil
C) clumps and hardens
D) requires immediate mouth-to-mouth resuscitation
6) The machine that evenly coats candies with smooth creamy melted chocolate is called what?
A) Entuber
B) Ensheller
C) Enrober
D) Enabler
7) The gray-brown dust that can appear on chocolate is called what?
A) Bloom
B) Couverture
C) Matte
D) Mold
8) Which company marketed the Reggie! bar?
A) Mars
B) Nestle
C) Hershey's
D) Standard Brands
9) True or False: It is not advisable to drink milk with dark chocolate, because dairy products can inhibit the body's ability to absorb antioxidants.
10) The most evil chocolate company in the world, and one which has a known history of exploiting child labor, is:
A) Hershey's
B) Her Cheese
C) I Am The Cheese
D) His Crackers
Thank you for taking this quiz, and have a fun recess. Be careful by the handball courts; the ground is wet from last night's rain. I guess I'll have to talk to the super about that. xo
I'm glad you threw in the one about Saudi Arabia. Dating isn't allowed there, so if they celebrate Valentine's Day they must have a unique way of doing it. Maybe they just eat chocolate all day.
ReplyDeleteAh, I have stepped back into the blogosphere to take another one of Robyn's chocolate quizzes. Here are my answers, but I'm sure they're all wrong:
ReplyDelete1) B
2) B
3) False
4) B
5) C
6) C
7) A
8) B
9) False
10) A
I will have do some serious studying before I take this test , considering how important it is........ (lol)
ReplyDeletecould you have made this one any harder??
ReplyDelete1) B
2) C
3) False
4) A
5) C
6) C
7) A
8) D
9) True
10) A
what is considered a pass? are you grading on a curve?
I, uh, just came to class today cause I thought there would be chocolate here and all we got was a lousy test. Thanks to Miss Robyn, I know the answer to the last one!!
ReplyDeleteI shall answer these when I get home from work...gives me time to think about it. :)
ReplyDeleteI just know that it is good when I eat it.
ReplyDeleteSsh, no talking. I know, I know. Who writes these ridiculously difficult standardized tests, anyway? No worries, it's graded on a curve. Get back to work now. xo
ReplyDeleteDang. Can I have a make-up day for this? I gotta run off & find a calculator. ;-)
ReplyDelete#6) C
ReplyDeleteand #10) the correct answer is actually Head Cheese (which really isn't made from that part of the pic any longer)
I hate test.....
ReplyDeletehow about a chocolate bath?
I am going to completely GUESS at all these questions, because I'm a complete dumbass at chocolate knowledge (I like to EAT it, not study it!)....but I figure I'm due for another F anyway....so here goes:
ReplyDelete1. D
2. D
3. FALSE
4. C
5. C
6. C
7. A
8. B
9. FALSE
10. A!!!!!!!!
Ok, I'm done now. Am I redeemed by a correct #10 answer? Do I still get my precious "F". ("F" sounds so much nicer than "D".)
1)A 2)D (less than a minute if in the wrong hands) 3)False 4)c 5)c and d 6)B 7)c 8)A 9)True 10)A *sigh*
ReplyDelete1. A
ReplyDelete2. A
3. False.
4. C.
5. C
6. C
7. B
8. B
9. True
10. A
Lol..
funny girl.
x
I've been in school all day...just too tired!!:)
ReplyDelete1. D
ReplyDelete2. C
3. F
4. B
5. C
6. C
7. A
8. A
9. F
10. A
Childhood nightmare flashes back: oh my god, it's a quizz! I don't know any of the answers. What do I do? What do I do???!! (thanks, Robyn. :))
ReplyDeleteOh I've got my homework cut out for me!
ReplyDeleteOh, your blog looks like a blast! Thanks for following my lil ol blog and leaving the sweetest compliment! Any friend of Bumpkin Babe is a friend of mine :)
ReplyDeleteHugs
gi gi
Aww, I'll have to reread it at least before I take this test.
ReplyDeleteSeriously. Looks like an interesting one.
Have a great, fantastic, awesome day!
Big hugs
B xx
Sarah, psst, have some chocolate. xo
ReplyDeleteGeorgia-thanks for joining the class! Great to become friends, thanks to our Bumpkin. xo
You too, Betty.
Thanks to everyone who turned in your tests. At first glance, I'm impressed with your choco-smarts. I'm going to give the - uh - slower students some time to finish up. Have a good recess. xo
1)
ReplyDeleteB) 33%
2)
C) 11months
3) False
4)
D) 45%
5)
C) clumps and hardens
6)
B) Ensheller
7)
B) Couverture
8)
B) Nestle
9)False:
10)
D) His Crackers
I do hope you grade on a curve.
Any last exams, students?
ReplyDeleteWake up in the back row there!
Marlene, I dismissed you for recess hours ago. Why are you sitting there, passing notes?
No, SirT, you can't convince me to jump into a chocolate bath with you. Try the lunch aide.
Run along now. Recess is almost over.
xoTeacher Robyn
Twelve! The answer is twelve!
ReplyDelete:-)
Sorry. I feel silly today.
Pearl
Who cares about this stuff! I just want some delicious chocolate in my tummy now!!
ReplyDeletePearl, nice try, sweetie. Go sit back down with your tutor now. xo
ReplyDeleteI know, Kristina. Me too. The state makes me do it. These tests are ridiculous. Aren't they? Here, have some chocolate. xo
What is the answer to that last question. Some of these I knew...but I'm curious about the child exploitation. That makes me sad.
ReplyDeleteIt is sad, Jenny. Hershey's continues doing business with plantations in the Ivory Coast known to exploit children. The details are quite horrifying. The company's been hush-hush about it all. Meanwhile, other chocolate companies are making good changes by going fair trade and/or taking their business elsewhere. xo
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