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Sunday, April 4, 2010

VERY FOOLISH AWARDS PRESENTATION!!


















This post is continued from Vote for the 10th Biggest American Fool.
For list of the Top 10 Biggest American Fools, see Top 10.

The competition was foolish. Edging out lots of other American idiots, Sarah Palin and her Tea Party posse captured the title of the 10th BIGGEST AMERICAN FOOL (singular; they are one afterall.) OF THE DAY.

CONGRATULATIONS, TOM GOETTE !! Tom submitted this winning nomination! For fabulous politcal and other rants, I suggest you follow his blog if you aren't already.


Further enlightening information: This blogger - I mean this highly reputable reporter, photographer, and all around brilliant woman (by the way, I'm single too, guys!) - went to great lengths to obtain an authentic picture. I finally located Sarah Palin and her posse in a hotel room suite the other evening. Ms. Palin answered the door half dressed and a looking a bit disheveled. I heard male voices shouting from the bedroom, "Come back here, Sarah. We're re-loading so we can re-fire." I'm not quite sure what that was about, but I'm guessing they needed her help to practice their newest campaign slogan. Ms. Palin cheerfully told me, "I'm getting busy. I mean, I'm busy. Go away." Ever sharp on my feet, I telephoned her stunt double, Tiger's porn star mistress, Joslyn James. Joslyn was quite flexible and accommodating. She posed readily. I did need to give her a moment to put a few items of clothing on first.

Thanks to all who voted and followed this exciting moment in political foolishness!


Now back to your much more mundane activities.

17 comments:

  1. Congrats to Tom! And congrats to you for such a funny bit (one of many)

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  2. I didn’t know Sarah and Joslyn were interchangeable but now that I think about it, I’m not surprised. I’m nobody’s fool! Except my own. ;)

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  3. Thank you Robyn for this amazingly awesome award! I will cherish it always. I love the graphic! I must have it blown up so I can put it on my bedroom wall, though I may have to crop out the Tes Party posse for space considerations. Won't my wife be proud!

    Thanks also to Sarah Palin for being such a dim-witted sack of crap and making my nomination of her as Biggest American Fool so ridiculously easy. You go, Sarah! No, really, go...get out of here! Now get!

    What a hysterical series of posts, Robyn! You need to get your own award for tickling our funny bones! We'll call it the "Funny Boner Tickle Award" or something to that effect. And thanks so much for pimpin' my blog. I appreciate it very much!

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  4. What can I say back to you Tgoette? You're a sharp witted guy who knows his fools like nobody's business! Oh, my heartfelt apologies to your wife too.
    xoRobyn

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  5. Go Tom!!! Robyn, I just wanted to swing by and show you some Monday love! Hope all is well, sweetness!

    FourthGradeNothing.com

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  6. Sarah Palin? Darn! It was on the tip of my tongue. Oh well. Congrats Tom!!! I'll definitely give your blog a read.

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  7. This whole awards has been awesomely funny. What a fantastic cap.

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  8. Congratulations Sarah Palin! She recently visited our local Costco and signed books. Unfortunately, bulk case of ketchup did not fall on her.

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  9. I would SO vote for Sarah Palin for president just for the sole reason that she is just "librarian sexy" (am I allowed to say "librarian sexy" on your blog?)

    Very funny post, by the way! And with that list of titles I'm SHOCKED that you still hold the "single" appelation! What's wrong with those California men.. WAIT! I shouldn't open that can of worms (small worms).

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  10. No, those are some big ass worms, Spuds! Thanks. ;-> I'm divorced. More big ass worms. BTW, you can say sexy librarian OR librarian sexy in my blog. Sarah, Joselyn, and I are all cool with that.

    Cheeseboy, who helped her write her name? Is WalMart her next stop? Just curious.

    Thanks TS. Glad you liked this foolishness.

    CB, isn't reading these posts reward enough? (You can always re-visit to see the picture, er, read the informative substance.) ;0>

    Thanks to the rest of you. Two more winks, a cheery smile, and a hockey stick in hand.
    xoRobyn

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  11. Ah yes! Divorce is expensive... but it's worth it!

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  12. Joslyn James should get the award for "Vastest Tits in the West".

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  13. Do I really have to go back to my mundane stuff asks she as she sighs deeply.

    I come over here to be cheered up - you are guaranteed to make me laugh every time.

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  14. 1. Awesome award! Congratulations to Tom and Sarah!

    2. And just in case you were wondering, porn star Lisa Ann is the star of the porn film 'Nailin' Palin'.... Not that I would endorse that kind of stuff....

    3. You didn't invite me to the photo shoot?

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