Sunday, April 4, 2010
VERY FOOLISH AWARDS PRESENTATION!!
This post is continued from Vote for the 10th Biggest American Fool.
For list of the Top 10 Biggest American Fools, see Top 10.
The competition was foolish. Edging out lots of other American idiots, Sarah Palin and her Tea Party posse captured the title of the 10th BIGGEST AMERICAN FOOL (singular; they are one afterall.) OF THE DAY.
CONGRATULATIONS, TOM GOETTE !! Tom submitted this winning nomination! For fabulous politcal and other rants, I suggest you follow his blog if you aren't already.
Further enlightening information: This blogger - I mean this highly reputable reporter, photographer, and all around brilliant woman (by the way, I'm single too, guys!) - went to great lengths to obtain an authentic picture. I finally located Sarah Palin and her posse in a hotel room suite the other evening. Ms. Palin answered the door half dressed and a looking a bit disheveled. I heard male voices shouting from the bedroom, "Come back here, Sarah. We're re-loading so we can re-fire." I'm not quite sure what that was about, but I'm guessing they needed her help to practice their newest campaign slogan. Ms. Palin cheerfully told me, "I'm getting busy. I mean, I'm busy. Go away." Ever sharp on my feet, I telephoned her stunt double, Tiger's porn star mistress, Joslyn James. Joslyn was quite flexible and accommodating. She posed readily. I did need to give her a moment to put a few items of clothing on first.
Thanks to all who voted and followed this exciting moment in political foolishness!
Now back to your much more mundane activities.