Martha Stewart, Delightful Daring Dominatrix: A - Z Challenge

Hello, I'm - well, you know. I'm slightly perplexed. Nobody jumped on, at, above, or under my curvacious cluster of curves yesterday. So I had the work reversed; my chest is restored to normal. Still, a --Martha clears her throat-- mature woman needs a good *bleep*. I decided that with all the BDSM hooplah lately, I'll take control and get on top of things. So I pulled together my dogs' bow-tie, blanket, and the straps from the zipline I had built for them in the New Haven guest house garden. These simple, everyday materials make a Delightful Daring Dominatrix outfit. I'll sell it to you for just $1,145. First, I'm going in search of prey. Wish me luck. *Wink.*

Martha Stewart's Curvacious Cluster of Curves, A-Z Challenge

Well the "Bite Me!" Bodice was a bust. And not in a sexy, boobish way. My servant ran scared. I guess he was intimidated by my sex appeal. It's a shame. He took orders well. I like that it a 25 year old. Anyway, a --Martha clears her throat-- mature woman like me still really wants a good *bleep.* Or any *bleep.* So I hired a team of cosmetic surgeons to give me this lovely melon-like

curvacious cluster of curves. 

For only $3.4 million, I will give you their names. They're quite good; I'm sure you agree.
Well, I'm Martha Stewart, signing off as I go get --Martha clears her throat-- pleasured. *Wink.* Toodles.

Martha Stewart's "Bite Me!" Bodice, A-Z Challenge B

Hello, I'm Martha Stewart. But you already know that. What you might not know is that even us --Martha clears her throat-- mature women enjoy a good *bleep* now and then. So I stitched together a black underwire DDD-cup brassiere, a finely detailed leopard print mid-section slenderizing torso wrap, and a pair of basic black nylon thigh hugsies. As you can see, the resulting product is this elegant yet sultry and all-purpose "Bite Me!" Bodice. The cost is only $3,893. Oh wait, I hear one of my servants coming this way. Let's see how it works. Toodles.