Next up: the Ivanadoo.
The Ivanadoo is Trump's attempt to combine his disturbing orange mofo presence with a slick, sexy appeal. It appears Trump's servants are jealous that they weren't chosen for this doo. I told 'em: "Look, chicks, he needed some sex-appeal and intellect up there, and while she ain't Eleanor Roosevelt or Whoopi Goldberg, she did divorce him long ago. She's at least a little bit smart. And she's fairly hot too." They cried to their limo driver, who happily escorted them to his chambers.
Oh no, not again! F*k!!! SO SORRY!! Dangit, Martha, I told you to get lost! She's back again. I can't seem to keep her away. Forgive me, friends. Please!
I'm
Martha Stewart, and my attempts to get *bleep'd* haven't worked. So
I've taken matters into my own hands. I bought something at Nymph I Am,
signed it with my name, and priced it fairly reasonably. This pretty
pink glow-in-the-dark --
Martha holds up her index and third fingers, then curls them over to form quotation marks -- "massager" acts as an Instant Invigoration Item. The shaft is flexible and bends with the contours of your vaginal
canal. Best yet, you can adjust the speed for a comforting, soothing
evening alone or a rough night of sock-it-to-me sex for one. Either way,
you'll glow with pleasure for hours. And you'll have me to thank.
*Wink.*
