Hi, Dear Sillies,
I hope you're all managing to feel upbeat, whatever life tosses your way. We're entering a challenging time of year for many (me too). But love and laughter are everywhere, including in blogland. Though this seems to have become more of a "Buy my book! Buy my friend's book! Read these 500 books! Buy my book!" place than in years past, a caring and supportive pulse keeps us blogging.
Here we go with yet more reasons for celibacy. I hope the list brings giggles.
Take care of yourselves.
I hope you're all managing to feel upbeat, whatever life tosses your way. We're entering a challenging time of year for many (me too). But love and laughter are everywhere, including in blogland. Though this seems to have become more of a "Buy my book! Buy my friend's book! Read these 500 books! Buy my book!" place than in years past, a caring and supportive pulse keeps us blogging.
Here we go with yet more reasons for celibacy. I hope the list brings giggles.
Take care of yourselves.
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This one appeared in my email last week:
384) Hellow
madam? I just came over your profile while ovr my busness on net en was
fantasticated with u? I loved ur profile even i love you to
Hell,
low gentleman? I just came over your email in my inbox while at my laptop, which
isn’t your busness any more than your hard drive is my busness, and I am constipicated by u? I hate ur spelling and ur pained attempt
at literacy. What do you love me to do? Suggest a good short bus for your busness? Prescribe a bright pink liquid medication for your fantasticatedness? Teach you the Cupid Shuffle?
385) A
simple act of caring creates an endless cripple Well that's insensitive, though I suspect you might be referencing the night when Stephen Hawking’s parents—you know—giggity, giggity.
386) Looking
for me
Hint:
Check nearest mirror. See face? That’s you, buddy.
387) Will
work for hummus
I
like your work ethic.
388) Never make eye contact with anyone while eating a banana! ??
Oh
no, honey. I only use—err, eat—bananas in private.
389) what
ya see is what ya get
Exactly; you didn’t post a photo.
390) Am Ugly ??
Yes, is Ugly??
391) hi I'm new to this I won't lie I hadhelp
Help? Let me guess: Nigerian spammers, Russian hackers, or Trump University?
392) I'm a single Dad with my kids.
Without your kids you’re a married Mom?
Yes, is Ugly??
391) hi I'm new to this I won't lie I hadhelp
Help? Let me guess: Nigerian spammers, Russian hackers, or Trump University?
392) I'm a single Dad with my kids.
Without your kids you’re a married Mom?
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And on a different note, but one I need to share, I found a number of copies of my memoir on EBay.* I never use EBay. Yet EBay sponsors a bunch of Facebook advertising, so my book keeps popping up here and there in Facebookland. I didn't pay for the ads, so I'm thrilled. But . . .
May all men named Steve who have beautiful spirits and kids start the bidding and may the best Steve with the most beautiful spirit and kids win this copy.
PS If you want my memoir, I'm happy to send a signed one for much cheaper than $15.99. Message me, Rawknrobyn@aol.com. And if you'd like an extra value deal with two or all three of my books (and perhaps a little Happy Meal type of toy but no fries), let me know that too. Despite what I say about me, I'm easy. Wink.
Details about Woman on the Verge of Paradise SIGNED Robyn Alana Engel 2015 PB LN Free
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Item condition: Like New
“Excellent condition, some hardly noticeable wear on the front cover, all pages straight and clean.”
Price: US $15.99
Buy It Now Signed by author on dedication page: "Dear Steve, thank you for your beautiful spirit and kids. Savor the verge! [heart] Robyn Alana Engel"
*May karma do its work such that these EBay sellers make the same amount (or even less) than I have for my writing. -Insert evil laughter.-
