I hope life is treating you well.
Now that I'm back to reading on-line dating ads (both for your entertainment and my...gratitude. Thank goodness for celibacy!), we're moving on to reasons #341-350 for a straight single gal like me to fully appreciate solitude. Enjoy.
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REASON #341: Helpwanted
Okay,
babe. The spacebar is just below the bottom row of letters. Tap it gently with
either of your thumbs.
REASON #342: I am your
density...
*gripping a hearty roll of belly fat*. Funny, I
thought that was all the chocolate I eat.
REASON #343: Born with a Bow
Tie
Did it hurt your
Mommy’s nipples?
REASON #344: love a fireplace
No thanks. I don’t
wanna get burned.
REASON #345: Why the hell do
u women pucker ur lips up 4 a pic
Oh, sweetie, you’re
looking at the tabloids. It’s called botox.
REASON #346: looking for
Venus I'm Jupiter!????
Phew! For a
minute there, I was afraid you were gonna show me Uranus.
REASON #347: i am he, here i
am
You’re he? He is
I? There I is?
REASON #348: he is I and I am
him!!
Wait a minute.
The other guy is he and I is there but you are he and he is him and so is I. I’m
so confused!
REASON #349: Does
"REAL" Exsist............
That I can’t
tell you.
REASON #350: Are your
standards to high?
Apparently.
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Keep a smile and have a good week!
