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Monday, April 18, 2022

Martha's Chard and My Love

Dear Sillies,
She's back again! Martha, Martha, Martha! Apologies, friends. Martha Stewart signed with 19 Crimes. She's a felon, afterall. You can drink her Chardonnay now. 
Have you, per chance? Even if I drank, this wouldn't make my list.
 Most reviewers like it, so I dug a bit to find these:
  • 1-star I wouldn’t even use this for cooking. Super heavy on the honey notes. Don’t waste your $. 
  • 3-stars I mean it’s okay. We all know why we bought this.
  • Otherwise, it's been a nice Passover-Easter weekend and springtime. 

I HATE, HATE, HATE those lovey dovey "I'm so happy with the best partner in the world" posts. Don't you? But he is a very handsome gentleman. Wouldn't ya say? The most handsome, right? Well, compared to my other exes (bar's awfully low.) And JT's fine with me posting photos of him. I had to promise I'd never capture George, for example, on my blog. When I caught a snippet of his jacket sleeve, that sent him into an anxious chastising. Really dude?!

So I AM boasting that I found one man who isn't weird. 10.5 months now, and holding (my breath). 

Take good care, my Sillies. 
I love you.

32 comments:

  1. I am thrilled that you found someone who isn't weird - or is weird in a way that suits you both (and my money is on the latter).

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    1. Thanks so much, EC. We're both silly, but I'm the one who's weird in the pair. So far, he's fine with that, and I am too.

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  2. I'm so glad you and JT are going strong! This calls for a celebratory glass of anything-but-Martha's-chard!

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  3. Good for you! About time you found a non-weirdo.
    And not a chance I'm drinking anything that came from Martha Stewart...

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    1. You're a wise man, Alex. No Martha products for me, not ever.

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  4. Aw, I love that photo of the two of you. Toast with a couple of glasses of something not made on Martha’s farm.

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  5. You're allowed to lovey dovey up your post. You deserve a good guy! (But seriously, I was always the anti-Valentine type, never guessing I would ever find "the one". Then it happens and you suddenly have a plate of crow to eat because all of your friends and acquaintances remind you of the many, many times you said love was a glandular condition. Well, screw 'em. We are allowed to lovey dovey it up occasionally. Just don't go all Kardashian on me or I'll fly out and kick you.)

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    1. Haha. "Glandular condition." Yeah, the plate of crow tastes pretty good from the other side, right?
      Thanks for the wise and caring support.
      Ew, Kardashians...Just ew!

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  6. That is wonderful news about you and your honey bunny! Sounds fabulous. Such a sweet photo of the two of you! I'm so happy for you!

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    1. Thanks so much, Martha.
      I appreciate it and your bloggy friendship.

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  7. That's a great picture of you both.

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  8. Now THAT is a handsome man. My compliments to you both. You mention photophobic "George": I too have encountered Georges afflicted with picayunish aversions (photographic & otherwise). I, myself have an aversion to revealing the other 3 letters of my name. Best and happiest wishes to you both! Love, Geo.

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    1. Haha, this photophobic Geo is much more endearing than any photophobic George I've even known.
      Love you.

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  9. Congrats, although I haven't been long enough to know any details about your non-blogging life. But congrats just the same.

    I'm not a wine drinker, but my daughter does tipple every now and then, so this sounds like a perfect gag gift to give to her on Christmas.

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  10. "one man who isn't weird"
    Don't push to many of his buttons.

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    1. He's not so weird as to have buttons I can't push.
      Usually, he wears t-shirts too.
      Smiles.

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  11. Nice picture. No, I wouldn't buy anything Martha. I can't stand the woman.
    Sandy's Space

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    1. Yay. I like a Martha hater.
      Be well, Sandy.
      Thanks for dropping by.

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  12. Nothing to say on the chard, but I must say that photo is sweet, and I'm happy that things are going well with you two. One note, though- there's nothing "wrong" with weird. If you spend enough time with someone, some level of weird might just show itself eventually. Not always a bad thing, I say...

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    1. You're correct about weird, PFT. Absolutely. Some weirdness is necessary. Thank you.

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  13. Love is in the air and the springtime birdies are chirping for you two. Sweet pic and the smiles say it all. Happy for you! Celebrate with ...not Martha's chard.Cheers

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    1. Thanks so much, Joanne. No Martha's...anything. Unless we get a free trip for two to Martha's Vineyard, that is.

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  14. We use to run and frolic in a playground of words together. I miss that. And now you're famous💜 Still love you. No one I'd rather shimmy into a sparkle laden, lycra Boccia Ball suit with...

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    1. Sweetie! Thanks for stopping by. I miss you too. Your sparkly way with words still shines. And I still love you. Keep a smile, my dear.

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