Happy April!
Joanne said Always
a fun romp in the clover. And alas, not keen on Irish whiskey to knock me out.
Anthony J. Langford
said Funeral services love them though. Those Extra Large 'curvy' caskets cost
a bomb!
Joanne said F
yoga and Pilates too.
Debra She Who Seeks
said You know, you're going to give poor old Bernie and Francis a heart attack.
Debbie D. said BTW,
Short Person's Day is Dec. 22.
Moving with Mitchell said I used to google myself but I find it so tiresome to be reminded of my criminal past.
L. Diane Wolfe said
George of the Jungle was a better song than movie. Especially the version by
Weird Al.
New Release Books
said Nothing does anything for me now.
Mary Kirkland said
Ah yes, I have found my people! Ha! Pull up a chair, pass the box of donuts
around and bring along the chocolate shakes. I'm fat and I'm ok with that.
Bring on the cookies!
Alex J. Cavanaugh
said Is poking a badger with a fork an original sin?
Birgit said Why
don’t they just call it Fat Day and show pics of the Walmart people.
Annalisa Crawford
said My favourite, which I didn't have room to include this month, is
Procrastination Week. Mike said Looks
like you're ready for church!
Elizabeth Seckman
said Look at that trampy Martha eying that guys sausage!
Alex J. Cavanaugh
said Reminds me of the singing telegram in Ferris Bueller's Day Off - 'I'm here
to restore your pluck 'cus I'm the nurse who likes to...'
Sandy said Oh
my, oh my....you've made me speechless.
Al Penwasser
said Did Tori Spelling get stung by a bee? Or the whole hive?
Jeff said BTW, have you seen your former governor,
Arnold's, video to the Russia people? It's good!
Elizabeth Seckman
said Sticking it to the beaver...I can't top that comment.
Pat Hatt said A
carrot treat hopefully not to be beat.
Birgit said Who
hasn't thought of doing it I the pews. Bernie would blush but the Pope? Maybe a
scowl with a slight knowing smile.
balanced a.f. said But anyway, this was quite the eye-opening festive read for my early morning.
Fake news!! I was quoted out of context. LOL
ReplyDeleteAre you sure that in-context is better?
DeleteKinda a catch 22, wouldn't ya say?
Cheers and love!
Hahahaha, I always love these comment collages!
ReplyDeleteMe too, Debra. This one's particularly entertaining.
DeleteHave a great week.
Your comment collages are always fun.
ReplyDeleteThanks, EC. I'm sorry that your comments were too sane to include this time. It's a compliment.
DeleteSmiles.
But.......... where?
ReplyDeleteWhere where? In church, in the final pew, perhaps.
DeleteI'll be there.
DeleteRe Alec J. C's query: Forking a badger is not an original sin, but hurts, and doesn't always respond to proctologists' efforts to coax brains up to the crainial vault. We can see this in Trump and Pootin
ReplyDeleteHAHA. You're precious. A gentleman and a scholar. We should never stuff the crainial vault. The results are deathly.
DeleteLove ya, Geo.
HAHAHAHA! These are hilarious. I always enjoy when you put these together.
ReplyDeleteHi, Martha. Great to see you. Thanks for popping by. These are really fun for me too.
DeleteBe well.
Thanks for showcasing my sad little thoughts and loving the others. Alex made me laugh about poking the badger with. Fork.
ReplyDeleteNot sad at all, love. They're the most ludicrous and that's the way I like it!
DeleteThose were great! My sound so weird out of context.
ReplyDeleteIt's funny, Alex. In context, they almost make sense.
DeleteCheers!
Ward, weren't you a little hard on the beaver last night?
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
That poor beaver hasn't aged well.
DeleteSmiles.
Love you.
Those comments would make some truly great writing prompts.
ReplyDeleteOh, I like that idea, GB. Fascinating writing would surely ensue. Thank you.
Deletethanks for including two quotes of mine - that's an honor when you consider your fabulous witty readers here. All so funny too when out of context. Alex's badger statement still cracks me up.
ReplyDeleteCheers my friend. Happy April to you
Of course, Joanne. Your silliness fits right in.
DeleteHappy April and cheers, friend.
Hope the weather is cooperating over there.
Oh, thank goodness it's April. Balmy days aren't far behind!
ReplyDeleteI hope it's nice weather for you, Al.
DeleteKeep a smile, friend.
When the comments are all together it cracks me up. Fun, and naughty and more.
ReplyDeleteSandy's Space
We're a very silly crew, Sandy. I'm glad you're with us.
DeleteBe well.
Hi Robyn! Thanks for including me in your roundup of witty comments. You have a fun group of blog friends. Cheers! 🥂
ReplyDeleteAlways great to see and hear from you, Debbie.
DeleteMy pleasure. Thank you.