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Wednesday, October 28, 2020

Halloween Climax: Candy Porn III

 Dear Sillies,

We needed something, anything, to pick up our spirits. So, what about those Dodgers? Woohoo! Our guys gave us their first World Series Win since I was a student at UCLA (1988). Thanks, boys! We needed this. It's about damn time. Will ya do it again if we promise not to watch in-person?

On the down-side, Martha's busting out. I'm sorry.

Have a safe, sweet, naughty Halloween.

Love you.

 

26 comments:

  1. Big, big smiles. Though Martha's company I could do without.

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  2. Oh My God. That was so good, but I'm exhausted now. Perhaps we should meet again later so you can slide it in as if it's the first time. We can sing Like a Virgin. I'll even put some lovely free-trade chocolate on your pillow.

    Love,
    Janie

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  3. Candy like that would bring the return, but Martha would shrivel it and make the eyes burn.

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    1. Ha. Nice little rhyme, Pat Hatt.
      Cheers to you and the cat.

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  4. Nice to see im not the only one the pandemic is getting too....

    Have a Happy Halloween!!!!
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    1. Happy snappy creepy snacky, sugar and spice and all things not-so-nice, MM.
      xoxo

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  5. Hahahahahaha, I'll never look at a chocolate bar the same way again! Happy Halloween, Robyn!

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  6. Unfoil your kisses! I'm going to use that on my wife.
    Really haven't watched any sports in the past six months.

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    1. I didn't watch the game either, Alex. I'm just elating in the outcome.
      Happy Halloween.

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  7. Ding Dong Dream? Good heavens madam, I'm 70. Can't we work out something less athletic? Delighted with your poem.

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    1. Haha. We can use the twinkie as a slinky - will that do?

      Have a joyful Halloween, Geo.

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  8. you do keep us coming back for more. This has been a trifecta of brilliant candy porn. Thanks for the laughs and me shaking my head. (Oh and your Dodgers - congrats - but they are coming back home with Corona after celebrating with their positive player. Duh!! I wouldn't go to any crowded parades if I were you) Take care and have a fun, safe chocolaty Saturday.

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    1. Oh no. That sucks. I'm sorry to hear that.
      They'll be across the state from me, so it's fine by me. They'll sure recover to do it again next year.
      Thanks for the fun surprise mailing.
      Have a fun-filled Halloween, Joanne.

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  9. Too funny and love that all of these seem to be gift wrapped. Thankfully no toffee cubes and those candy corns need to melt down. Give me Linder Chocolate balls. You unwrap those delights and when placed in ones steamy mouth the chocolate melts away to a nice gooey chocolatey centre.

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    1. Oh my. I almost got a bit too excited at that description, Birgit. Must find me some balls.
      Cheers and virtual hugs.

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  10. No pumpkin mellowcreams? Those I adore.

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    1. Hm, I don't think I've had those, Diane. Will keep a lookout.

      Be well.

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  11. I wasn't into the World Series this year, but from what Obama said, the last time Tampa Bay was in the series and lost, he won the presidency. May that be a good omen!

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