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Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Halloween Erotica

Here's an oldie but a naughty one.
Have a good Wednesday and -as relevant- a safe, fun Halloween.
Bite me.

You suck.

Sweep me away.

No treats, just tricks for you today.

 Fill my bag with all you've got

It's what you give that makes me hot.

You scare.

You creep.

You're ugly too.

My zombie freak,

My favorite shrew.

I love and fear you just the same. 

Your candy corns scream out my name.

Now hide your face beneath a mask.

Let's nail down this dreaded task

And score and score until the dawn

We'll lick and chew til candy's gone.


  1. Haha, that's naughty but nice, Robyn! The "fill my bag" line made me wince, though, because my bag is already fully packed.

  2. Bring on the candy corn...ohhhh, my favorite!

    Love your imagination girl!

  3. What are you trying to do to me this early in the morning?

  4. This is just amazing although it is a little naughty like it's been said, nice one Robyn!

  5. Love that!!! I went cold turkey on the candy corn yesterday 'cause I ate my very last piece. Now we can bring on the chocolate!!!

  6. It's great Robyn! I laughed and then I laughed some more. I think you've created a black comedy poem. Maybe that's a new art form!

  7. Well this is definitely the most unique poem I've ever read on Blogger haha!!

  8. haha that kind of candy is just dandy

  9. Aren't you the clever one? Very unique take on Halloween.

    Have a great Halloween, Robyn!

  10. See! Now that's the way I want to celebrate Halloween! No unethical candy, just hot bedroom fun.

  11. Ha! Well, then... :D Happy Halloween, Robyn!

  12. That sounds like a sticky mess. But a yummy one all the same ;)

  13. Hehe! Sweet! With all double talk!

  14. Nice mix of sacred and profane. Nice and naughty at the same time.

  15. Love it Robyn! It definitely tickled my (juvenile) funny bone.

  16. Great poem!...My favorite shrew....lololol.

  17. Sooo funny!

    Till the candy's gone, baby.

  18. Naughty but Nice? I thought you wrote a post about me! hahahaha! Happy Halloween!

  19. But, I don't have any candy. I'm sad.

    Good poem!

  20. Welp, time to punch another hole in that pumpkin...

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  22. I kind of used to say Bite Me. I sure didn't mean to be erotic when I said it either.

  23. Ah human, Robyn,

    Of course, being an innocent dog, I have no idea how erotic your poem is. I reckon, judging by the others comments, it's pretty steamy stuff!

    My human told me he saw a Goblin, gobbling.

    Pawsitive wishes,

    Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar! :)

  24. I remember this one, and it's definitely worth repeating!


  25. I remember this one. :) Happy Halloween!!

  26. You just made candy corn into an erotic statement. You, dear lady, get the slow clap!

  27. You naughty little ghoul, you.

    Hey...came over to read how Sundays in Chico were, but you must be taking the day off. Since I had already read your "leggy" entry, I scrolled down and found this one. Glad I did; it was totally cute. Totally.

    We received the poetry books. Lovely works. I had hoped to jot off a snail mail thank-you like a proper civilized person, but have been so caught up in the rigmarole of life. Thank you so much. It brought Sis to tears.

    You are too kind.

    Have a great day!

    M.L. Swift, Writer

  28. HA! A great one Robyn. It's all candy!

  29. Haha what a classic! Love it!

    That organizer sounds like a dick. Doesnt know the meaning of Open Mic.